[Intro]
Animation vs. Anything!
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And then he said to the goose, running the stand...

[Verse 1: The Duck Song]
Hey!
I don't think you'll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB!
You see, I'm bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck?
Then sir, you are out of luck
A decade on the web and I'm still going strong
While you're only getting bread from grandmas at the pond!
For a month or two this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away
Til' The Very Next Game... (ay!)

[Verse 2: Untitled Goose Game]
You're playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain't a wild goosе chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop into your roost, lay with your mother 'till she's laying my goosе egg. (Oh good heavens.)
Then the next Tuesday back to your pond and grabbed ya mum's honkers. (She's my sidepiece.)
Now that's my new option hatched now you've got a batch of new offspring! (Ha!)
It's your chance 'cuz that's who you ought to ask to view all your tacky new content!
I've the gold standard, fans that aren't toddlers
You don't take silver, you're repping COPPA!
Back to your momma, in case you hadn't heard
She's going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird!
So while you're out of the nest being a nuisance
Rest assured I've got your mum on my to-do list
[Verse 3: The Duck Song]
You call this co-op? Bro, you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse call this battle "The Swan Song."
We may be birds of a feather but I'm unrivaled
I'd say I take names but you're already Untitled!
I'm your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You're a stock image, you only leave marks when they're with water
Everything you have inside and outside your game is stolen
Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn't make you GOATed!
So suck a pair o' deez nuts while I'm making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back!
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down;
Forrestfire101 (Huh!)

[Verse 4: Untitled Goose Game]
Well, I do have all day but you're not worth my time
I take it you want grapes 'cuz all you're doing is whine!
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
'Cuz I don't mean the groundskeeper when I'm making hoes wet! (Honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping you'll get goosebumps!
Bitch, you suck, you're the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you've been defeated let me ring the bell
I'll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle. (Hm-hmm!)