[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

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[Chorus: Provost & Matthew Picciotto]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Damn)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to bе hysterical (Ha ha)

[Verse 6: Matthew Picciotto]
Attention shoppers, I got a quеstion. It is serious business
Why are there so many products in the cereal business? (Why?)
And there’s a lot of delicious choices, I can’t waste time in this aisle
I’m only carrying a couple of bucks, so don’t be expecting a pile in my cart (Uhh)
No, don’t take it to heart, 'cause you know I love those
Sweet tasty treats for a complete breakfast, like they were my Honey Bunches of hoes
I’m pummeling foes who don’t ever want to get their bowls out to have their morning fill
You’re cinnamon toast and you can’t take it back, it’s no use to cry over spilled cereal and milk
[Chorus: Provost & Matthew Picciotto]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Cheerio)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[?]

[Chorus: Provost & Hayden Forbes]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[Verse 9: Hayden Forbes]
Man I’m just so indecisive (indecisive)
An answer I should be provided (be provided)
Line em up, so many different options, hard for me to pick
CTC, Crunch Berries, Kix, and all these Chexes to mix
A cere-tier list couldn’t fix this
At the pantry with a wish list
Superstitious, wondering if eeny-meany-miny-moe would skip this
Ranting my problems with every letter of the Alphabit (A, B, C, D)
Switch up the rhyme scheme cause I bet you’re gettin’ sick of this
Fuck Raisin Bran and Corn Flakes
Being a jerk, I’m feeling funky (uh)
Cookie Crisps with Marshmallows
Sweet but also crunchy
Wait listen Kelloggs, maybe it’s time to shorten up that catalog (ooo)
Eatin' up my breakfast time, ironic how you’re gettin' off
[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[Verse 10: theyfoundreign]
I been trying to figure out the time if anybody
What us they are going to die
If you got the Cereal Killa side the cereal killa side
[?] buried them the mods I Barely even tried
Hilarious with the lies (break his spine)
Every rapper on this shit imm Probably to anyone
Who is against Me is going to die
They call me the gun guy
I might be the gun guy my point is just staying inside
(Bitch)


[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
[Verse: 11 Jazziboii]
Walking through the (?) like where the
Flock is the breakfast i've been looking
For a while but these workers ain't
Really good at helping caring on my back
She bout to start a new boxing session
Kid is yelling mama like he dying get
That boy some breakfast
Like what the fuck i never find them cuz
They always missing got these bitches
On my mail like apple jacks sweet like cinnamon coming back when you stream I do it I can mix it up if a woman like cereal
I got cheap i got expensive some tastes
Good and something's bad you get the
Message shit i'm getting really high right now
Is just a headache



[Verse 12: Provost]
This is a desperate satirical (Satirical)
Not intended to be admirable (Admirable)
Just like I can't be to one cereal (To one cereal)
For me to pick a favorite is gonna take a miracle (A miracle)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Honey Bunches of Oats much
Rice Crispies the most fun
Crackle, Pop and just munch munch (Pop pop pop pop)
How could you own such a delicious meal for lunch, dinner and breakfast?
If you don't agree, you're a dumb fuck
I'd eat 50 pounds of Reese's Puffs out of a dump truck (Beep beep)
Frost them Mini Wheats
Got Milk is the shit
Broth is for pity cheaps
Slurping something as simple as soup give me the motherfucking heebie geebies
For Pete's sake, might as well get a beaver to eat with (Ah!)