(Mr. Monopoly | Verse 1 [LittleFlecks])
I'm the Monopoly Rapper
Peering down at you from the top of the property ladder
The grandpapa of not getting bankrupt
Will show this man who can properly stack up
I would never proctor and gamble
Tour stocks or your assets, 'cause honestly, cracker
Pop that top back onto your package
Your chips ain't the type that I'm wantin' to cash in
Oh I'll stick my cane up
This balding Mario reject
'Till it's so deep in Mr. Pringles' can
No one can reach it
And see here, I may have collected
My fair share of debt and rubbish
Yet Julius owes his name
To Wikipedia's edit button
Why, the whole wide world calls my name
I'm in the hall of the board game fame
You're in the store 'til you all decay
'Cuz no one has bought any poor man's Lays'
The more you lose, the more I gain
The more you move, the more I make
When I make you cry
The added salt might help improve the taste
(Julius Pringles | Verse 2 [Freshy Kanal])
End your turn already, old man
So I can flame you
I'm so board
That lasted longer than your games do
But I ain't new! This is my cool ranch
And this saddle chip's gonna wrangle with you
I'm a snack but I don't crack in the booth
Imma make you pay like you landed on blue
You're bad for the group
Your game puts households into competitive moods
Don't bank on the mustached man in a flashy new suit
'Less you're wanting a family feud
Created to criticize capitalism
But in the time he transitioned to the actual villain
Couldn't make any change, so exchanged it for pennybags, giving
Back to the system he was tasked to get rid of
When Julius wrecks this lobbying lunatic
Then he's losing a set
What you gonna do? You can sue me at best
I'm holding all the cards like community chest

(Mr. Monopoly | Verse 3 [LittleFlecks])
As for your plastic's impact on the climate
I don't care at all
Bloke, I'm purely talking jokes when I say
"Find new material"
The way you spit reminds me of your recent design
'Cause your quips and rhymes are quite simplified
I wouldn't pay for this, and I'll get hate for this
Back in my day, they put "potato" in "potato chips"

(Julius Pringles | Verse 4 [Freshy Kanal])
That's rich, unlike this petulant fool
I got chips with more cheddar then you
It's astonishing how you keep properties running
When you only get paid in Monopoly money
You're a single pringle, I fit into stacks
Nobody would ever give you a chance
So step up to me, and then your defeat
Will be like your parking, literally free!