[Verse 1: Kokichi Oma & Rouxls Kaard]
Wow...Is that the dude with the cunning and rugged good looks with the dubious puzzles
That stumped everyone bumbling human to touch 'em
And sending them and all their crew in the dungeon?
Nefarious plans, he two times
Hilarious goody two shoe guys
In classy impeccable dress?
Why yes i-
Great! Who's the blue guy?
Oh....
Sorry, don't mean to mislead you...but I can totally beat you
If you get close, I'll use the TP to wring you out like you're that freak Miu
That was a lie, obviously
Does it look like i know entomology?
I don't my dirty work to bеnign quirky servants, unlike your rotten king
Who hirеd your sorry ass and dumped the original puzzle makers out
Just for you to side against him, like the Duke of Chasing Clout
Aye, you know I'm straight Maki Roll-in
Can't escape now, like Kaede, you're roped in
I've got the crown, but not one you're controllin'
What can i say? Rouxls are meant to be broken

[Verse 2: Rouxls Kaard]
Quieteth! You're the Whiniest child pest I ever meteth, and If Lancer be the metric...
Thou art out of pocket, Let's locketh you up in the dungeon, for good with no lock pick
Goddammit! Forced to watcheth another kid
Thinking he flows, but he know's i run the ship
Bringeth down the house, if you run the risk!
...Or recolor it, if discusseth risk
I feeleth so clean like a thrash machine
Clean up this pest, liketh mac and cheese
Thou has no chance, Rouxls Floweth nice
Like thoust motive you have no d.i.c.e
Just another clown, who's too loud but we denounce fools!
I maketh my own rules, though can't own rouxls (Pronounced "Rules")
I worketh with spades, but thou's story confounds even mua, Oma Godest
So many holes in thoust plot, It's a realeth gopher project
I'm the Hip Shopping Ship Hopper
Discardeth this flip flopper
Try to diss Kaard? best spit harder
Most sinful in thine kit's roster
Twould Be-eth unwise to get me pissed offeth
Stealing thine dub like a tik-toker
Oh, Byeth the bye, Ahem you totally lost to the imposter!
[Verse 3: Kokichi Oma]
Jeez, I couldn't even care to spare you
Softer than seam, easier to tear through
Even Monokuma could bear you
Your accent's even worse than Teru Teru's
Last fight I was in, they were wanting more
Last fight you were in you were on the floor
I'm so much more than this toy soldier
He's like his puzzles: A push over!
Neeheehee, You know that I'm ruthless
This battle is poker the rules card is useless
Put down the thesaurus, with words you're the worst
Or I'll bury you, and all your worms in the dirt
Next to authority, you always choke up
Can't argue back, so just drop your persona
I'm making my mark on another stone cause
"The win is mine" - Kokichi Oma

[Verse 4: Roulxs Kaard & Kokichi Oma]
Oh, I've only beguneth to fire K. Rounds at this bimbos checker drip
Like the compactor that tooketh his life I'll be-eth pressing him
Thou wants to be a pest? than bring it!
You're trashier than whatevereth this thing is!
Thine class done cracked when you test their limits
I could've solved thine death in minutes
You left the hotel with a crossed Beau
You only got close to a cross bow!
Don't cry, I have your bitches right over here
Can I see them?
HA, NO!
Thou hopeless show soldeth you out like thy name was Kokichi Kroma
Throweth him in a cell until all light escapes his eyes
And wheneth all your classmates rule it as some sort of freakish coma
Taketh pride in knowing that would be your greatest lie
[Outro: Kokichi Oma, Roulxs Kaard, and Gonta Gokuhara]
Wahhhh, You're so mean to me! I would never lie!
Oh no, you misunderstandethethstetheth, I admire your mischievous do no goodery, and would like to apply to be thine minion
Oh, I already got a minion, but uh...thanks
Sayeth what now?
Hello
AHH