[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Willy Wonka
Vs
Flint Lockwoooooood
Begin!

[Verse 1 - Flint Lockwood (Snakebite126)]
Um, I've never been in a rap battle before. Are there rules?
I just gotta build a verse? Alright, I have the tools
Writing? Check! Rhyming? Check! Flowing? Check! Dissing? Check!
Lab coat: On! Your style? Missing! (hey!)
You got candy raps, Reese's Pieces
I drop hot dogs, you're still the bigger weenie
With those kids up your fudge pipe, it's not charming. It's creepy
You're a boring old man, trapping children is how you get your kicks off
Trying to scare life lessons into people, like a diabеtic Jigsaw
I created an island and an ecosystеm science has never had before
You emptied out a colony to work at your dollar candy store
I'm sparking flames, 'cause Flint's lit, your darkest days ain't hit yet
Since my flow brings floods harder than spies into your business

[Verse 2 - Willy Wonka (Zawesome)]
When I see a mic, like my cane, I grip this, pardon as I limp in to spit this
DJ Loompa, drop the beat. Let's see just how much young Flint has bitten
I'm so high up on the food chain, it's like I'm fizzy liftin'
Watch me drop these Wonka bars, and all of them have a golden ticket
You couldn't step to me with Spray-On Shoes, while this magnate's earning millions
But your disses were bigger embarrassments than the Party-in-a-Box incident
Here's an urgent news report: I gave your girl one or two calls
Forecast for the bedroom: Cloudy, with a chance of blue balls
[Verse 3 - Flint Lockwood (Snakebite126)]
Here's the cheese: I couldn't be any "grater"
I'm serving you, call me your waiter
'Cause, for dope rhymes, I'm known to cater
I'll slip you the Bill for being such a Hader
I've invented something better than a not-so-great glass elevator
The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Flow Replicator
Needed to find a successor before you bit the dust. May I give a suggestion?
How about you hop on my dad's boat if you wanna fish for attention
I'll leave your head spinning, like a tornado of spaghetti
I'd invent a way to limit your words, but your dad did that already

[Verse 4 - Willy Wonka (Zawesome) & Steve (Snakebite126)]
There's no earthly way of knowing
Why you think you're good at flowing
Only nowhere's where you're going
You're sinking while the boat is rowing
Ducked out for your idol, left your friends feeling betrayed
But realistically, who looks up to a guy named Chester anyway?
25 years of failure. You think one success made you clever, kid?
But no, it's fine that your machine worked harder than you ever did
How could your town ever succeed when your income is sardines?
If you could give a monkey speech, it shouldn't be that hard! Steve
Throw mommy's lab coat in the trash. Oh how you've disgraced her
You get nothing! You failed! You lose! Good day, sir!
[Interlude - Flint Lockwood (Snakebite126) & Willy Wonka (Zawesome)]
Well, wait just a minute
I said good day!

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Gridline Rap Battles!