[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
The Merchant
Vs
The Happy Mask Salesman
Begin

[Verse 1 - The Merchant (Zawesome)]
Welcome, stranger. I see you're fixing to fail, stranger
Whataya buying? I've got a selection of goods and disses for sale, stranger
Oh, you wanna fire shots now? I'll pull the Glocks out
And leave this shot clown from Clock Town clocked out
Of all the salesmen I've seen, you're one I hardly pity
I save lives, you work door-to-door for Party City
You lost your precious mask to the unhinged Skull Kid
He must be an [?], cause you were slow as shit
But you're no fierce deity, even if you [?]
The death of this lowlife, I'll buy at a high price

[Verse 2 - The Happy Mask Salesman (Mr. Tibbs)]
Hello, sir, welcome to the Happy Mask Shop
Thought you were a man of decent practices, but perhaps not
For, you see, while I would love to trade disses
I see your grody bandana, and I'm happy to do business
[?] off your back
Like, if not for the apocalypse, you'd be selling crack
So, are you just a Deku Scrub? I'd really like to know, sir
[?] is closer
[Verse 3 - The Merchant (Zawesome)]
[?] Angry Mask Salesman and rip his orange seed (ha!)
Don't try to force your pyramid scheme on me
Put the [?] on the brat, cause, in the end, you'll just vanish
You're a pussy! (ah!) Call it Labia Majora's Mask, bitch
So fuck your toddler cries, I'm spitting hotter rhymes
You want another ass-kicking? (ha!) Come back anytime

[Verse 4 - The Happy Mask Salesman (Mr. Tibbs)]
[?] maneuvers, your time's running low
If you hadn't've piped down, you may have been drowned with flow (yo!)
To feel the pressure [?]
You're just infection, but good job on [?] protection
The clock [?] turning; [?] work for my earnings
[?] when I'm merking this Merchant!
The moon grows ever closer, I sense how you're feeling
With my counter-rhymes, now it's another Song of Unhealing
You've overstayed your residence, I'm afraid it's far too late
With no more lines remaining, you've met a terrible fate

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Gridline Rap Battles!