[Intro]
GridLine Rap Battles
Harry Truman
Vs
Godzilla!
Begin

[Verse 1 - Godzilla (Freshy Kanal)]
I'm the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to back up my rhyme skill, second to none
I'm a mic Destroyah, you know I spit fire
Here's a Fair Deal, I won't crush you if you retire
You are puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You're as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn't harm me
Now I'm dunking on your raps, like I did to Charles Barkley
There's not a single thing you've done that's ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You've got nothing to say, but this MonsterVerse was legendary
You can't beat this, so go on then. Give me hell, Harry

[Verse 2 - Harry Truman (Raichous)]
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it's time to tip the scales on this stuntman in a condom
I'm a True Man, I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I'm not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says: "Truman beats Godzilla"
'Cause, despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me
[Verse 3 - Godzilla (Freshy Kanal)]
Kaiju not tell that when you're outmatched? I'm known for wiping our armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end The Truman Show
'Cause I tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

[Verse 4 - Harry Truman (Raichous)]
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
But your revival did that for me, by rendering the "God" worthless
I haberdashed your chances of Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

[Verse 5 - Godzilla (Freshy Kanal)]
Eisen-howah 'bout you retreat, or I'll just end your term early
You'd need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man's just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

[Verse 6 - Harry Truman (Raichous)]
I'm a seasoned veteran, you're a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you! There's your headline, Chicago
So I'll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast