[v.1 Maleficent]
I would've liked to get invited
To this magical communion
Your indecisiveness, I'll let it slide
Since, gatherings, I ruin them
But why's no one arrived yet
'Cept this sappy super-human
My, my, this must be
The Maximoff family reunion
Let me re-cap if I can
When Thanos had beaten your trashcan to scrap
You panicked and abracadabra
Proceeded to magic him back and in tact, but in fact
He was a memory, and temporary assembled
Your Avenger like a cabinet stand
You landed in Agatha's trap
Had you playing the Sims with a Halloween pack
Now then, it's strange that this damsel demands
That her made-up children be handed right back
If she thinks there's a chance of that happening at last
Then we're both living in a fantasy land
Ask Aurora
I'll leave you in deep sleep, orphan
You wouldn't even beat me
If you were here dream walking
She's always outrunning her past
Living life to the fullest
Unlike your brother
Who couldn't outrun a bullet
[v.2 Scarlet Witch]
Oh, neat
Those powers sure seem sweet
No spindle
So how are you making me sleep?
Out of all the folktale
Villains hunting children
I mistook this old frail
Witch for Rumpelstiltskin
Don't say anything about Vis
You got no friends, except mystical imps
Like okay, you had a one night fling
Romeo led Julie on and quickly dipped
He showed face, after years of silence
Whipped out a knife to declare you a flight risk
In a blind rage, found that king-to-be
Shouting, "You took every wing from me"

[v.3 Maleficent]
Chill it with the killing, Matilda
You sprung to violence to soon
You can still have children, you idiot
You lost your mind, not your womb

[v.4 Scarlet Witch]
Are you tired of being flightless?
Want to spite a baby? Try this!
Introducing Red Bull!
In your condition, Miss, you might like it!
[v.5 Maleficent]
Tell me, how many helpless toddlers
Were staying in that town when you held it hostage?
It amazes me you hate Tony Stark
When this lady's done way worse than selling rockets
All this selfish logic
Cuz Wanda's got no Cosmo, she's lost the plot
I rap like the rock on Vision's head
Cuz I spit off the top and I'm popping off!
Female trios, I resent them now
A set defended the Kingdom protecting Stefan's crown
Thank god for Wanda's sake, she barely counts
The forgotten Olsen has an empty house
You can't get a sentence out before breaking down
So stay crying right there
Diaval, search the Multiverse, find a stronger variant
Make this fight quite fair

[v.6 Scarlet Witch]
The way you utter things isn't sassy
Nor witty, it's creepy
That facial structure is the only time
This demon is cheeky
Oh jeez, you wish to beat me? The Avengers
They didn't stand a fighting chance
So don't talk Tony Stark
When you can't lay a hand on Iron, Man!
You're trapped inside a battle of minds
And yours is mine to command!
Shapeshift into a dragon, and yet you still haven't
The fire to light up a match
Let's not bypass the fact, you're a bogus witch
You're hocus pocus hopeless with this shit
You escorted your minions of orgs to an infant
As if you're bringing your homies to the crib
You want Moor? Go home to your trees
And tell your crow you concede
When you're rapping off with a Maximoff
Then you're at a loss cuz she's got a Darkhold on the beat
Ruler of chaos, control what I see
Aw, poor you, getting roasted by queens
My family doesn't loathe me, at least
You'll always come last like a post credit scene