[v.1 Victor Frankenstein]
Victor Frankenstein
Is the greater mind
With the crazy rhymes to be placed inside
An insane asylum
Where your dad stays residing
To pay the price
For taking his wife and strangling her like
"She ain't alive!"
Then he died on her grave with a cracked neck
Let's dig out your mom like your memories and grab dad
I'll Frankenstein your parents back together
So my students got a couple failures to laugh at
I know you deployed the ultimate roids
But my chemistry is greater
Turn a quiet boy to a blind destroyer
By adding some gamma to this beta
The Illuminati voted and agreed
To send your green ass to space, man?
The stories people tell of you
Take even bigger stretches than your waistband
Bruce Banner, there's no truce happening
When I go rap, I go ham like it's Lou's acting
No matter how much you think that brute's managed
You'll stay like your movie lore, a loose canon
[v.2 Bruce Banner]
Woah there, bud, you talk an awful
Lot about your knowledge
For a loser who flunked his school project
And dropped out of college
Nature's not made to play god with
Grew life from a lab, but you couldn't grow a conscience
With all the organs you harvest
You still got more of a hole in your heart than Tony Stark does
Your relationships failed so your ship sailed to the Arctic
Haunted by darkness as you withered to a carcass
After all your hardships
It's no wonder you're the one they confuse as monstrous
There's a frank on the menu when this creature eats
Took the emergency exit when your grief had peaked
You were so hot-headed and unleashed the beast
Your pride knocked you out in a fever dream
Everybody said your work is piss poor
You could power up a monster with your shitstorm
What you tryna give free will to a freak for?
If you wanted to do that, you could've just freed Igor
I know that's harsh, but hey
I see your experiment as an absolute win
Left enough of your family's corpses behind
To give your undead pal some new skin
Why don't you take a day off?
You're getting your work and love life confused
I can't even tell if it's the monster
Or your sister that you're trying to screw
[v.3 Victor Frankenstein and The Monster]
My wife shares no blood with me
You self-loathing recluse
The only life you create's
When you and your cousin reproduce
You were forced to work with the Soviets
And gave birth to your biggest terror
All the green you've seen in your life
Came out of a printing error
What's this?
There's beating in this specter's organs
I must leave you for more important work now
Call me Edward Norton
You and the rest of the world
Will see that I was right!
It's...
A...LIVE!
Right out the lab and I'm ill spittin'
Society's mad cause I'm built different
Bring your puppies and watch S.H.I.E.L.D. witness
I don't give a fuck when I kill bitches
(Ay!) I'm just the monster they made me
(Ay!) Came from the doc like I'm Shady
(Ay!) Like your rage, you can't control me
You only turn green when you're envying Tony
You flew to space
Cuz Ultron made you look like a bitch
Natasha might as well
Have been a widow with how hard you dipped
She saw her future with you
And you couldn't take a hint
But I'll push you to the edge
Like her last journey with Clint
[v.4 Bruce Banner and The Hulk]
Hauntingly horrific, how your face
Resembles melted plastic
I don't know how much damage there is left to do before-
HULK SMASH IT!
Bride turn to ghost
Cause monster face is creepy
Hulk can't control
Rage, you can't control Frankenweenie
Frank voice annoying
If Doctor don't keep it silent
Then Hulk throw puny rock face
Back to Easter Island
You think lightning frightening?
Hiding Mr. Munster
Windmill roof won't save you from Hulk
When Hulk clapping thunder
Hulk a hero, Monster criminal
Hulk save kids, you scare kids
Sad, monster have two hearts
But nobody to share with