[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Herobrine
Vs
G-Man
Begin

[Verse 1 - Herobrine (Freeced)]
From the mods to the caves, I dawned the pickaxe that I forged with
So know that hellfire is coming if you follow the path of the torches
When I begin ascension, you'll wish I went to heaven
Even with a face of bit compression, I leave a track sounding like disc 11
Eyes on you from a whole other biome, so walk away or tighten up
But, judging by the way you talk, your brain still needs to load a couple chunks
As your façade commences to crumble, I'll build block defensеs atop the wreckage
A morе horrid mob than Vortigaunts is steppin', you couldn't forsee these consequences
Patch after patch dropped; "Removed Herobrine", said Notch
So players slept soft 'til they heard the knock, as the dead watched
Hop on Java or Bedrock
Jump to Pocket or Xbox
Just one more dead mob
Wait, stop! Get out of my head, stop it!

[Verse 2 - G-Man (Gianni Matragano)]
Rise and shine, Mr. Brine. Rise and rhyme, my friend
My employers wish me to provide a means to an end
Not to imply you've been sleeping on the job, no one deserves a rest more
Than an outdated Creepypasta left on the community cutting floor
All your effort to stay relevant would have been time misspent
No joke streams to save you, no shrines to be erected, in essence
We stopped believing in a ghost, the hoax of your contraptions
Your time won't come again from the fake reactions
To the embarrassing fanfictions burned by your following masses
So rise and shine, Mr. Brine. Wake up and smell the ashes
[Verse 3 - Herobrine (Freeced)]
Keep your boring speeches more silent than Gordon Freeman is
From the grave I woke, so don't come after me just cause you look like Jordan Peterson
I'm stealing diamonds and emeralds from Alex's vault, and I'm out the door
Your Alyx needed a stack of some scaffolding just to break out of yours
Leave less than leafless trees when I'm done with you, sealed away in tombs
Grief this man's beef with me, leave you like my namesake: Decayed, consumed

[Verse 4 - G-Man (Gianni Matragano)]
Your legacy defined you, but took second to your world seed
In fact, your only mystery to be solved was a leaf
Enough delusions, the tale's tired. Time to put this to an end, you
Are not required, I've other matters to attend to

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Gridline Rap Battles