[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
ZELDA GOLDMAN
VS
CHARLIE GRAHAM
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Charlie Graham]
Mom said I'm still too young to watch this thriller
But Rachel's gone, I'll have her back watch me plot twist this sister!
You'll choke on a beat if you can't chug processed beans
In school, we had to draw people like you in the drug project week!
You're a conjured monster from young nature
I'll drop this beat like your dumbwaiter
I'd tinker with you but this toy is too bendy
You look like the logo of Soyboy Wendy's!
People don't dig it, not even your grave, but I'm sure you got some bones to crack
Not even the Pet Sеmatary could bring her audience back...

[Verse 2: Zelda Goldman]
Charliе? Is that you, for God's sake?
I guess defeating you will be a piece of cake!
What is left there to learn from a 2018 flick!
You tried fucking up the people, but it just didn't click (click click click)
Wrap your head around your own business
Are the ants in your head gonna fix your fidget?
Craving annoyance, you don't know the limit
'Til signs in your head like: "No kids in the kitchen!"
Sometimes dead is better! They're erasing your place!
I'm sure your life was full of pressure with that face on your... face!
You're one to talk about being bedridden; time to life the curtains!
You bet to live inside that family tree house of burdens!
[Verse 3: Charlie Graham]
This brat wants attention, but we know nobody missed her
If you wanna flip birds, I'm gonna grab my scissors!
What is my highlighted prime to you in those flashbacks
The Legend of Zelda will stay a link to the past...

[Verse 4: Zelda Goldman]
You're shaming the family, reason for mother's therapy
Shit, for you it seems like getting roasted is hereditary
I'm waving down from heaven, your death was quite your destiny!
That pie choked Charlie's pipes, we could call it a Chocolate Factory!