Freshy Kanal
The Flash vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
THE FLASH
VS
SONIC
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Sonic]
Bring me in and the mic is gone
A gaming icon, speeding past your ass since '91
I'll fire up the track and fry up the "fastest man"
Already cracked an Egg, now I'll put a Flash in the pan
I'm the Megaman for Sega fans, dedicated to best foes
You could never Top me even if you went Rogue
Flash back to the past, in case you didn't know
Your mommy kicked the bucket cause you're too slow
You sunk into your guilt but you couldn't take the blame for it
'Cause when she went of the picture your daddy got framed for it
But I will give you the benefit of the doubt
Your family can be- never mind! You turned your ex to .exe
[Verse 2: Flash]
I feel suspense but it needs some sense, couldn't you have tried this sooner?
Always squeeze in trends to receive more friends, but still can't blow up? Ok Sonic boomer
Work and love, they're two ends of the rope
You keep the ring in the pocket and let her sleep in the friendzone
Put on some clothes, or do I need to address
That Flash is my name and not a request
Drop out of the Olympics, it's a big fat excuse
Keep living in the Shadow of people fighting in red suits
I've been in first place since before you were born
I make new 52, you make more 34
[Verse 3: Sonic]
Cute setup, but it really ain't my style
It doesn't take Tails to tell I'll run a mile
I can make you transform before you attack back
Just drive into Sonic's and you'll return as fat flash
[Verse 4: Flash]
I'm running on water, in seconds I'm past it (Oh!)
While you flow like someone who can't swim
I know the truth hurts, your zoo herd of losers
Cursed Sega so much they'll call you the blue slur
[Verse 5: Sonic]
I'll teach your speed force a free course in spitting a verse
You bit the dust like this was Crisis on Infinite Earths
News Flash! There's a new Flash! He zooms past
Leaves you last, it's the blue dash
You went out with a terrorist just to get used at S.T.A.R
I guess we could say your date took banging a bit too far
Let me give you an idea of a future you can peak at
I'll dominate DC as if it stood for Dreamcast
[Verse 6: Flash]
I'd diss all your forms but I wouldn't make it through
'Cause those OCs make me sick, Soni-choo
And in 8 whole years you pulled a whole route
From "Gotta go fast!" to "gotta get sued"
You seem to be unaware, so better face facts
This rodent is roadkill on both the rap and race track
You're always getting stomped out and pummelled by Metal Sonic
But the Man of Steel I face is left in dust in my comics
Your latest animation tried to stack up a green hill
But you rushed for bucks, guess you're the proof that speed kills
No matter what design, you'll always be a flick killer
So forget your golden rings, today you took a Quicksilver
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!