[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
SIMON BELMONT
VS
RICK GRIMES
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Rick Grimes]
Coming out from the woodwork, it's Sheriff Rick Grimes
Seen enough infected bodies to know about sick rhymes
I've popped off on walkers and thugs on the frenzy
And now I'll fire off this zombie from the N-Team!
AMC's packing seats; this emcee's packing heat
Stacking beef to slash the beat on Castlevania's tragedy
'Cuz Rick's got a trick shot for this plot, so piss off
I see Barbie and He-Man sent their son to go hip-hop
I'm faithful to my squad; Belmonts ain't even near it
You're outclassed by your granddaddy when it comes to team spirit
I'll die with my loved ones while you rot on the NES
You can't boss me around, kid; this ain't Simon Says

[Verse 2: Simon Belmont]
That crew won't trust you without a gun safe
There's no "I" in team, same goes for your son's face
You rain blood on the bible, those sins are unforgettable
Here, you'd have to spend the rest of your life in a confessional!
Let me give you some posts for your apocalypse, Grimes
I'm putting bookmarks in your mind like your son smoking your wife
The way you scream at your friends and kick them out, you'll be next
I'll cross you out like the way walkers crossed out your ex!
Go adopt another spinoff like it was your stepdaughter
You're dragging your plot on so much you turn your watchers into Walkers
And calling more cops wouldn't make the gore stop
I'm gonna whip through this pig and get myself a Porkchop
[Verse 3: Rick Grimes]
Enjoy your last quest; soon, you'll be left behind
No wonder a series with Dracula got sucked dry
You don't clap foes in Smash Bros, you're off the trail
Your final smash could barely even quake the Richter scale!

[Verse 4: Simon Belmont]
My kill count stacks a whole evolution of beasts
You'd barely hold your own against a bunch of rotten meat
Now Simon's Quest is finished, I won't hear more from this sinner
The tables have turned for another final dinner!