[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
MR. BURNS
VS
DONALD TRUMP
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
I'm building my rap structure and it's gonna be huge
I'll alienate an alien when I deport this yellow jew
If you're messing with the president, you're gonna get sued
Don't believe Ebenezer; he's old news and fake news
Believe me, you know I'll trump this pasty flamingo
Cause' I'm a businessman, I know a thing or two about inflow
I love the gays; the best kind of people, trust me
And I'm all for gay rights, but you and Smithers? Disgusting
They're inferior, weak and reckless, I'm Syria-s
I do not negotiate with T-Rexes. Period
You're fired. The people want a new show. You've ended
We're going to build your tombstone tremendous

[Verse 2: Mr. Burns andDonald Trump]
Smithers! Who is this orange buffoon? He's a nuisance (Wrong)
Surely he's the result of my power plant's pollution (Wrong)
To think he'd knock me with those tiny things, he must be crazy
And I won't fall victim to even more shots from a cry-baby
Don't look at me like I'm some kind of billionaire monster
It looks to me like you would benefit from my sun blocker
Like your tax returns, boy, this fight you should avoid
My threats are less empty than wallet; you'll get destroyed (This man is so-)
Hit you with the bill; your immigrant deep throated
Stock so much wood for your daughter, you're a Home De-Potus
You run a population of folk who hoped they re-voted
I run a track sicker than a dosage of covid
(Actually, you al-)
You're good on the mike when you're mounting Pence
Becoming president precedented descent of all your cents
I can't legally say Disney over played their remakes
But they put Donald's duck-face over Donald Duck's face
[Verse 3: Donald Trump]
Not to be a socialist, but show some manners
I'll ransack another granddad; call you Mr. Burnie Sanders
Can't argue with the numbers, Charles; right now they're looking excellent
So good at winning, even your show knew that I'd be president

[Verse 4: Mr. Burns]
I can throw money and have you by the throat, you novice
You bloat a lot of shit with Putin's prick in your Oval Office
You and your wall will both rest in pieces
Because comparing you and I would be like apples and impeaches

[Verse 5: Donald Trump]
You loser, you can barely walk while I'm running a country
I'll bet you a small loan you had your raps written by monkeys
You're full of lies and with that cone of a nose this Pinocchio
Would poke a hole in every corona mask he owns
I'm the dough-Donald a role model of talent
And a very stable rapper; just check my balance
You claim to be a veteran but pull apart like string cheese
Even my hair holds up better against the wind's breeze

[Verse 6: Mr. Burns]
To make this clear, I have that four billion fortune
I'll make you pay for this cuz I know you can't afford to
We saw that your coasts have been taking too many L's
The only storm you give up money for is Daniels
I don't need the hounds, I'll release some goverening words
The climate's changed in this battle; Montgomery Burns
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!