Natsuki:
Why did Monika invite a goth to our club meeting?

I heard from the Justice League that you were just leaving

How can you be so dense? I got a gut feeling

You should probably start with the room if you love reading!

I like manga, but your comics are a garbled mess!

Both you and your plot need to stop playing hard to get! (Yeah!)

Don't put on airs, you're not great just cuz you're half a goat!

With your crappy show we've seen how badly doing that can Go!

In every episode you leave the hearts of people toyed with!

That's why it took you 30 years to get a Beast Boyfriend!

You're locking up your dumb ass so you don't start a bloodbath!

Instеad of floating, maybe you should touch grass!

I shouldn't really assume that you would bе leaving your room!
Honestly, even Amy wouldn't like this creepy recluse!

We know that — Eagles can fly off like — your horrified mom and —Raven can try, but, uhm, her social life's gone

Raven:
When you write on a page it's like buying you game cuz you guys are just wasting your paper

Such a kid, can't decide if you want me to fight you or need me to sign you a waiver

You couldn't stay alive inside a dream 'bout my dark days

Want a slice of my life? You'd get eaten like parfait

You want your guy to keep his view on you? That's pretty cute of you

Till you hear one critique and then your eyes pop out like Looney Tunes

This tedious pleb with a need for attention's receiving a lesson in foul curses

I'm an empath and I sense that you just feed off affection, no wonder you're malnourished

Talking goats? Keep fainting, guess your heart isn't too strong

No protein, but let me drop some bars you can chew on

This pro Teen Titan's got the dam breaking loose
While your own team tightens round your man like a noose

Why did I say okie dokie to this battle with you?

I might be your neck, the way I snap in the booth

Here's a riddle for you: Why is a Raven like a writing desk?

Cuz everything that presses me gets folded and you might be next!

Natsuki:
Listen cupcake, I don't mean to sugarcoat this

You fail as a demon and as a human you still seem to be ghosted

It's sad your power's reading people's emotions

And still don't see they're only nice so that you keep from exploding!

Rachel Roth! She's dazed and lost inside her vacant thoughts

On every birthday she crumbles until the cake is gone!

We'd all be safer off

If this freaky little B-I-T-C-H was offed! (ugh!)
I don't need to see your future based on what I've seen before

I'd talk shit to your momma's face, but I would need a ouija board!

Your day to day's so tragic, I wish some of it was make believe!

I'm not your loved ones' feelings, so don't fucking play with me!

Raven:
As a kid on Azarath, I stood up to Daddy's wrath

Mapped a path through tragedy, got sharper than a battleaxe

I protect the planet that you turned into a habitat

For trauma dumping onto any bachelor that happens past

That's why I can't relax

So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled to battle rap your kindergarten grammar ass!

You want a book? I'll pass your sentence like I'm Judge Judy!

At least I don't lose my head when I become moody

Bitch, you ain't that bara barrer, you ain't Bufftsuki

You couldn't spit unless you emptied out your guts puking

It's not the romance you've been begging for and I won't talk in metaphors

I only need two eyes to see your boy was getting bored

Since you write poems, let the Raven tell you where your love was headed for:

Your relationship was just a game to him — nevermore