Freshy Kanal
Bruno Madrigal vs Donnie Darko
[Intro: Snakebite126 as Announcer and Bruno Madrigal]
SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES
DONNIE DARKO
VS
BRUNO MADRIGAL (I can do this. I can do this!)
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Bruno Madrigal]
Don, I've given hard-to-swallow pills
But you should try a real prescription for your meds
'Cause I'm seeing visions from the future
You are just seeing visions in your head
So bring your bunny friend along to hip-hop
And like 9/11, I'mma stop this kid's prophets
Whose movie's metaphysics left the critics in confusion
Going off on more out-there tangents than you did
Like give me a crash course on how
You go and crash on a course as a crash's on its course for your house
What Sparrow wrote showed you how to change the course of your town's lives
Before she changed that car's course towards your girl floored on the ground
Then you buckled up her barren corpse (Barren corpse)
Til you became one for me to bury more (Barrymore)
So make like your teacher, pack your bags
'Cause the meaning of your break-in got thrown out like it's cellar door (Cellar door)
Of course your film had Rogen's first lines
Had R. Kelly writing you like I Believe I Can Fly
Now you see your own kind of illusions now, Mysterio
Maybe ax your own pipes so we don't have to hear you flow
This schizophrenic saved his dimension from risk by getting the second engine set back
For your kin to wake up, dismiss your efforts and mourn you as the first guy to die from jet lag
[Verse 2: Donnie Darko]
Just get out the booth
This sheepish black sheep is weaker
I'll bring down the roof
'Cause you're more fragile than Casita
If that's how you spin a track, then grab your disc and shove it
Better call Jorge, you're boutta kick the bucket
I conjure flames like Jim Cunningham's scandal
You'd need a Miracle to hold a Candle
You're a damn moron to say it's all okay
Because family trauma can't just wash away
Your whole town dogged on ya in those walls you stayed
Then the cracks were gone but not gone from your brain
Took the flak for Alma's pain 'cause old Grandma Death's
Tryna mask and compensate for your damn pa's death
And now the rats are all the main friends this hack's got left
Your skills at acting on display with how you act not wrecked
You'd think Bruno was Mars
How you boosted on charts
With that song bout how useless you are (No, no)
This loser old fart's
All malnourished and starved
Like the horny rabid fans who ooze for you are
So when we regard those, Frank, stop the damn clock
Don't TikTok About Bruno should mark how that song goes
Now stop with Encanto and John Leguizamo
I drop only bombs, bro: Donnie DeMarko
[Verse 3: Bruno Madrigal]
(Shhh) You foul-mouthed heretic (heretic)
You're on a clock 'cause your cuss-outs give second-hand embarrassment
I'm laughin' at your jabs like your parents did (Ha, ha)
Leave the "our time is up" talk to your therapist
We both know about houses crashin' to rubble
'Cause like your illusion of free will, you're trapped in a bubble
Stuck in a pocket dimension but dishin' out-of-pocket insults
This Living Reciever can't pick up social signals
When it comes to style, dude, my slab's full
Leave futures covered by jewels like Mad World
Mom and Dad clapped for their daughter and those dance girls
But they'd lose eyes like Frank watchin' their Sundance film
[Verse 4: Donnie Darko]
Quit tryna rap, just save us time
'Cause Darko circles 'round you like your eyes
You fucking goofy ass, I'm not surprised
That Lin Manuel Miranda wrote your rhymes
You threw out reading the room like "The Destructors"
Tried calming your sis down but just brought salt out of Pepa
You took her marriage by storm, had 'em all under the weather
My storm saved the world rippin' engines, all you crashed was her wedding
Your fucking dumbass mom spent a film cracking an overt code
Of course your daddy being gone's the thing that caused your broken home
Ancestry's like mad regal but you're getting overthrown
Listen to Sparrow, this outcast's fate is to die all alone
'Cause you're Madrigal, here's one last song that'll ring as your hell unfolds
I'm done with you, now you're the one For Whom the Mirabel Will Toll
[Outro: Snakebite126 as Announcer]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
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