Freshy Kanal
Saul Goodman vs. Daredevil
[Verse 1: Saul Goodman]
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman! Did you know that I have rhymes?
Have you wrongfully been beaten for another man's crimes?
'Cause the masked vigilante who assaulted you was blind
Now you're stuck in a bind? Better call Saul!
Have you been afflicted by Ben Affleck's crappy part
Cause there's never been a flick as bad as in that trash he starred
Now you wish you were on a track to Belize and flattened hard?
Here's the guy for passing bars! Better call Saul!
Ooh, the Man Without Fear; hero protecting the innocеnt
But I could have him axed with extra body spray in his scеnt
Mom gave you tough love and dipped cause she didn't want none
Then daddy fought for you and couldn't last a round against a thug's gun
Your ex sold your identity for a drug fix
Then died like that Defenders chick: with one too many club hits
So don't trip, get on board and pay the bill before you fall
Cause after this you'll need a will, son; Better call Saul!
[Verse 2: Daredevil]
I'm not surprised the jury's put off by that defense
The strongest opening you've ever made was in Hamlin's head
I'll have this scammer wrecked as with his job he's known to falter
Maybe settle for drinks next time you try handling Walters
You've been sipping on thin ice since you switched from scamming elders
Went from Crossing Sand Piper to crossing sand deserts
From film students taking headshots to nearly having your head shot
The ninja turtles came for me yet you're the one who's shell shocked
I'll take your cartel and split em; serve up Nacho like chips
And fry Gus like his fresh chicken
Then I'll leave this shell of his former self hidden
In that Cinnabon he dwells in 'cause he can't take the heat of Hell's Kitchen
I leave a Kingpin beaten, you bend to his every wishes
This isn't Jesse's cig; here I do the heavy lifting
I'll make sure no judge has this mess acquitted
When it comes to lawyers, I'm the sickest; can I get a witness?
[Verse 3: Saul Goodman, Daredevil]
You saved that guy from a truck
And I salute your bravery
But now every time you walk
You're up to some chi-canery
Let talk about vehicles
Mr. Chicago Sunroof
Wilson Fisk leaves a car scene
Less disgusting than young you
You made up a twin brother
To claim he's an imposter
You should've just said
Daredevil was Kevin Costner
What was that?
The connections that this
Cell phone seller's made are rough
Sir, I think your marriage with Kim's breaking up
[Verse 4: Saul Goodman]
Jesus, this prick can't be serious!
I shoot lightning through my fingertips; you just read with 'em!
Fisk kicked you from home, then taking it further
He lined up the cuts and then framed you for murder
This Catholic should get on his knees and suck dick
I'm like your sensei how I kick your ass and make a punch Stick
The leader of the Chaste trained you cause your girls keep getting iced
It's like Bullseye's chuck how he shut off Electra's lights
[Verse 5: Daredevil, Person]
Matt, the beat's gone missing!
Please, I could see through this scam; Jimmy's slipping
You screwed this up like your Davis and Main job offer
Take a seat, cause this is easy as pie; squat cobbler
Bit off more than you could chew and fled to live a dull life
But carved a target on your head like I did to Bullseye
Off the radar but not off your radar sense you whack job
I'll aTakavich and send him down towards the dumps like his dad's shop
A once good man who lead his world to be broken
So he hides behind a mask to walk a path he can't cope with
Even though your flame had ended with the jail you got thrown in
I still see a world on fire like your brother's final moments