[Verse 1: Kokichi Ouma]
Aw, geez, the riddle guy
Out of all the Batman villains, why
Did it have to him, who had been tossed around
Until his account on Twitch went live?
And he can't even tell one little lie
'Cause his dad hit his ass out of confusion!
I thought that age only went up, but decades later
And you're still held down by the Bruces!
There's no Flashback Lights needed!
Spent a year asleep, got amnesia
You got reformed from evil theater kid
To Batman's Supreme Cheerleader!
Thank god you have that cane; you'll need it!
You'll walk with three legs by the evening!
What? That's a lie; I didn't mean it!
Chill out; do I need Penguin to freeze ya?
Like Jesus, to topple this great
It just takes getting philosophical
Icon of yours makes sense
When The Question sure left his mark on ya!
I'm light and I'm agile; a lock's all I pick!
You can't fight the Bat while your body's that slim!
Now why don't you stop all the flops with Jim Carrey
And carry those bony-ass arms to the gym?
What makes you the master? I don't have a Clue
After so many Gotham minds do what you do!
If I stumble upon you alone in a room
I will drop a geek loser more useless than Miu!
Ooh, toilet paper wrapped around ya could Hush you!
Kidding; I'm nowhere near loony as you
Plus, it's not like you're packing the cards here to flush me to start with
And that's with a New 52!
[Verse 2: The Riddler]
If you are Ultimate
Please do not lie
A devious poser for a TV show
Now who am I?
Correct; Kokichi Oma
The scheming Joker that I'm leaving choked up!
Beat this loner 'til his clothes are
Black, white, and pink all over!
Your origin's riddled with plot holes and lies
'Cause your past and your cult are as spotty as D.I.C.E.!
Put a marvel so bright against Nagito lite;
Get a mismatch as big as your eyes in your concept design!
I go down many floors, but this isn't Hell!
It's certainly torture, though; I'm unwell
Who am I? If you couldn't tell
I'm your fans who checked out after Love Hotel!
Used that tunnel to run out of your arena
'Cause they ran out of ideas for plots!
Gofer a Project less far-fetched
Than sending stars to the stars just to be for naught!
Your maker can't be real with that twist at the end!
She's sick in the head; a lost cause-pox!
Plainer Clayface had to save face
When the last case came, and the ball dropped!
You let one assassin cross you
I fooled an entire League!
Maki acted rash and Gifted you a hole in your shoulder;
Now you're Poisoned and need IV!
And a Gotham bombing's nothing to the sites
Your shippers flood with posts!
I know you want that detective Saihara to love you
But does he? Nooooo!
[Verse 3: Kokichi Ouma]
Somebody put this troll back under a bridge
That wasn't a dig!
Looking straight out of Gonta's lab; you're a small, green pest
And I want to crush you to bits!
Went for some coffee and breakfast
Then you got caught and arrested!
What good are question marks in Arkham
If you still can't find an end to your comical sentence?
I'll throw you out like Falcone now!
Against Oma, count up your days, Riddler!
It's not April, but this prankster's taking shots so saucy
Call me the Hollandaise Killer!
This goon's lucky the dead Robin he haunted Bruce with
Had an empty tomb first
Someone as sick as Kaito would need space for
When that mind of yours got out-staged by your tumor!

[Verse 4: The Riddler]
Downplay my impact? I'll find all you had left
With a riddle that might have you oddly perplexed!
Now, how does a normal kid go from a no-name
To then showing up to showrunner sets?
Then voila, he's a well-clothed no-name
No home, no parents, no life, no remorse felt!
Those that he cares for, he torments to cope with his boredom
Does it seem obvious yet?
Carved a stone for his own ego, acts more evil than Satan
But with a God complex, and next?
His style's to be ugly for rep and attention
I'd say Supreme fits him best, then!
Why go spew the lies that he holds up so high?
(I'll answer for you, since I know you can't answer "who am I?")
You are a nobody! Died alone when the hydraulics had pressed
Because no body's all you had left!
So if your class can't come
To a deduction, then I will
Since even after you've been crushed
All you do is lie, still