Freshy Kanal
Sailor Moon vs Madoka Kaname
[Verse 1: Sailor Moon]
In the name of the Moon, I’ll outrap and punish you!
For completely reducing our genre to shallow shock value!
You’re facing top notch magic, not a petty witch curse
And your animators won’t be here to clean up your verse!
4Chan geeks tell a better story then that hack Urobuchi
You can't even dream to step to the leader of the Senshi!
My friends and I conquer evil, even when I do cry
This baby stayed in the Incubator to watch her friends die!
[Verse 2: Madoka]
My onе wish came true in that you finally zipped it
You got dubs so darn cheesy that it’d makе Bebe vomit
Your whole group of Sailor Scouts are just a bunch of rookies
Forget fighting, you should go door to door selling cookies
Nobody even watches your show anymore, its pathetic
You’re the poster girl for “OMG that's my aesthetic”
At least my show is real, you can’t keep anyone dead!
Like Mars, my raps left you cooked, Meatball head
[Verse 3: Sailor Moon]
DON’T. YOU. DARE. CALL. ME. MEATBALL HEAD!
When unlike your friend Mami at least I still have a head!
Equipped with moon beams I can use easy peasy
The hell are you going to do? Tilt your head at me?
I’ve seen you try to rebel and oh boy is it messy
Here’s a Grief Seed for your failed attempt to impress me
My job here is done, but I can battle on forever-
Ummmm what’s your name again? Meguca or whatever?
[Verse 4: Madoka]
But just like your BF those bars didn’t do anything
This is the one battle where your cat won’t do the carrying
Sabrina the Teenage Bimbo is in need of a tutor
It’s been 20 years grandma, learn to use a computer
With disses flatter than your remake, it’s not really tough
To see that this klutz ain’t even a diamond in the rough
I’d say transform into a good rapper, but that’d take too long
So run along back to the sidelines where you rightfully belong
[Verse 5: Sailor Moon]
The only pink magical girl I respect is my daughter
At least she isn’t in arms with a time hopping stalker!
The Nightmares that you struggle with? I could easily beat em
I drop the power of the planets like it was Sayaka's soul gem
I’ve seen the freaky parties in which you and your friends partake
It’s the only time I’m glad that I’m not the one having cake
The Gods were so disappointed in your anime, that sadly
They punished Japan so we’d all be spared from your finale!
[Verse 6: Madoka]
Ya got no right to come and diss Homura’s love for me
Especially when your dub kept Uranus and Neptune PG!
With your endless filler, games, and musicals for cheap clout
You got your own Law of Cycle of constantly selling out
I could crack your Tiara with a shot from my Holy Bow
It’s just sad how your kid prefers to be around Sailor Pluto
I’d rule Crystal Tokyo better than anyone in your squad
Because what's a Neo Queen to a universe making God?!