Freshy Kanal
Spike Spiegel vs Space Dandy
Spike:
Let's Jam!

*Beat kicks in*

[Verse 1: Spike]
Hold the Peppers Jet, I don’t need it to beat
This small fry cause everything from my mouth is heat!
Try to fight back or surrender, it’s your choice
I’m the master of Dubs both in battles and voice
I jam with the solar system and I dance with the stars
I’m the biggest shot in the game with my Jericho bars
Man oh man I feel bad for your viewers
Watching this galactic virgin hyping up hooters
My right eye is a reminder of what I’ve been through
When you fuck up? Bam! A new universe for you!
This cowardly sleaze has no rеdeemable trait!
I’m sad Watanabe thought you’d carry my weight

[Verse 2: Dandy]
ALOHA BABYYYYYYY
*Bеat kicks in*
Try to act tough, but you don’t impress Dandy
Ya can’t even square up to the chad Andy!
I gotta say on Toonami you had the top spot
Though it wasn’t for you, but for that Faye plot!
My robot’s more of a Q.T than any chick in Bebop!
I’m Vicious in rock n roll, dancing, and now hip hop
Dawg you gotta let loose and learn to be groovy
Be enlightened like me and fight for the booty!
Godard and Jazz references? How snobby can you be?
It took shrooms to make your show fun for me baby!
Know how I’ll win? Simple: I live with the flow!
And I drop bars harder than your ass out the window!
[Verse 3: Spike Spiegel]
Talk a lot of shit for my Chameleonian
The only pussy you got was a Betelgeusian!
This man-child gives Wen a run for his money
Cause you can’t even give respect to your Honey
Tried to get Scarlet, but that went down the drain
When you let yourself get cock blocked by a train
Can’t protect your ship, that Prince got more drip
You’ll finally experience a “Bang” when I dish the clip
As bounty hunters we fend off deadly killas
I slayed the Red Dragon, you mess around with Gorillas
Before I go back to Mars I want you to know
That all you’ll ever be in my legacy’s footnote!

[Verse 4: Dandy]
Yeah yeah I’m a rip-off, get new material baby
You’re the bastard child of Lupin and Bruce Lee
Thinking you’re perfect and can do no wrong
But you just stood and listened to Roco's swan song!
You should meet Emo Dandy, he’s your kinda guy
The both of you are such saps, it makes ME wanna die
My money Woolonger and got that Dandy living
Baby lemme tell ya, I’m godly just by existing!
I’m a lady killer; you let your lady be killed
You were being led on yet you were still thrilled!
As she was dying, she saw you as her boytoy
It wasn’t a dream when she said
[Verse: Julia]
See you Space Cowboy..