[Intro]
E-E-E-E-EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
DA-DA-DA-DA-DAISY
V-VS
I-I-I-INKLING
BE-BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Inkling]
I expected more when they announced an echo fighter
But I paid less, YOU HAVE NO HIGH EXPECTATIONS
Mario goes “Wahoo?” BULLSHIT! You know that’s a lie
You and Peach are the reason that man wants to fucking die
Shit. I meant to make a joke about a golden chain tie
But I didn’t because I’m inkling brain damage, fuck, why?
Rollin rollin rollin, yea, this shit’s pretty sick
Wipe off that smiley face like you did with Luigi’s dick

[Verse 2: Daisy]
Talk about pay less when the economy is high!
Saying “Here, pay 500 bucks for this thing of ink supplies”
Boi. You act like Bendy
Inking goop all on the goddamn floor - you’re just so fucking nasty
Why am I battling this hеntai? I’d rather get stars
Your deli reeks of homеless men who just came out of bars
I’ve got Toads that go down lower than your mother
I’m gonna get high now, stay on target, you bugger
[Verse 3: Ridley]
Attention Super Smashers, we got a special offer, homie
My big ass in Ultimate for half-priced, limited-time only
My plasma scream will surely make you SHIT YOUR PANTS
With this big ass laser, you’ll be left. In a trance
I got a plasma beam, and a gunship, and a cafe
This shit ain't about the price tags, yeah, listen to Jesse J
Daisy, you’re a fucking whore, Ridley’s the one who’ll win
Inkling you’re broken, I’ll leave you left in a bin

[Verse 4: Simon, Richter and Both]
Wow! You fuck, you killed Luigi!
Taste this whip. You’ll soon see
That I’m Belmont (Belmont), whippin this dick out
Please, no need to shout
I got a hood on, god, fuck, I can’t see
I bet JMBRaps is smoking weed
You’ve entered the wrong lair. Prepare to meet your doom
Cause you’re all getting slammed by this sonic rap boom!
Where the fuck did you come from? Shut the fuck up, brudda
And help me take out all these little Super Smash Bruddas
I know just what to do to make the fans scream for their mother
HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER
Axe, cross, whip, just like my bondage collection
God, that shit just really gives me an erection
Now that the Belmont brothers are here ready to tear
We’ll snap your fucking necks like Fluttershy killed a bear
[Verse 5: Chrom]
How’s it going bros? It’s PewDiePie
When more Fire Emblem comes, you are GOING TO CRY
Simon and Richter like My Little Pony
They got cronies I wish they would show me
You hate Fire Emblem? PFFT. I DON’T CAAAAAARE
I’ll burn this noob, leave him lookin’ like Zander’s HAIIIIR
I ripped off so much FE, should be considered a crime
Just call me all Marth mains, “IT’S RAPING TIME.”

[Verse 6: Dark Samus]
Please do not say that word in my Discord chat
Chrom, to talk to people, you stab them in the dick
Daisy, we know Luigi's not the only dude you would smash
Dr. Mario called, he said your fucking babies will be black
There’s a baby down here, don’t you want him to be safe?
I can say babies twice 'cause you're getting verbally vaped
I'm dropping mad bombs, each of you will be confronted
I’m the true smash newcomer that nobody wanted

[Verse 7: King K Rool]
Great Scott! Ya’ll fucking suck, I can’t believe
I can make a better rap than you when I bloody sneeze
I’m about to shoot big black balls in your face soon
Cuz dis big green n***a’s gonna shoot you to the moon (Crowd: HEY!)
If I can spam on Twitter’s timeline then I’m gonna fuck you fools
So now I’ll beat your asses up with my Sonic Screw tools
Challenge K Rool to the fight? You must be clever, cuz
Losing to my short annoying brother on crack? Never
[Verse 8: Isabelle]
Guten tag! I won an invitation to the smashery!
And Rool, despite the name. You’re not rooling in this factory!
So Hungary for Smash’s fans tears as they see Isaac’s Assist trophy
I’m Isabelle, you know me? All the ladies wanna blow me (SEX)
So fucking tired (Tired, yeah?) of waking up to bullshit. (COOKIES)
I’m sliding around like I’m some kind of autistic (Tom Nook: not cool…)
Shut up you stupid fucking bitch
Before this bitch will show all of you and make you her bitch

[Verse 9: Ken]
IT’S KEN!!! WITH ZITS!!!! About to make all of you owned
What kind of name is Isabelle? Were your parents stoned?
Beating you will be a FLASH IN THE PAN!!!
I don’t like your name, does the K stand for Klan?
Why you gotta be a pissbag ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
Don’t you want to stay off of Ken MASTER’S SHIT LIST?
When water hits the sun - it starts evaporating
Do you mean to tell me that the British are ejaculating?

[Verse 10: Inceneroar]
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D!
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please Enjoy the Movie

[Verse 11: Piranha Plant]
The most iconic Smash Bro kicking all of ya in the clit
If you don’t like my editing, then I don’t give a flying shit
What’s a Cam ripoff against my big bite?
I’m gonna give you a shot at the mic, alright? (HA!)
Isabelle sounds so high it's like she's the one with the pipe
Call me ice climbers (bitch) because I'll verbally cut you on the mic
You expected Petey sweetie? Expect this fist up your ass
If we were in a plane with smash bros I'd be in first class

[Verse 12: Joker]
May I have your attention please?
Will the real DLC please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here...
Not if you listen to me, that would be dandy
Know why they call me Joker? Cuz I’m E Candy
I’m Not Afraid to Slash you all on Smash and then sell ‘em
P Plant says he’s “What the fuck?”, someone wanna tell him?
Shred you all up - tear you limb from limb
The chance of beating this Joker is a bit too slim
I crushed all you fuckers so unless you still want more
Let me drop the mic, as your fans scream “PERSONA!!!”

[Outro]
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY! SUPER SMASH BRUDDAS EDITION! OH.........