[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
RAP BATTLE NUMBER 12: BALD BALLSACKS
MR. CLEAN
VS
BALDI'S BASICS
PRESS START TO BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Mr. Clean]
The cleanliness Mr. Clean’s gonna clean you to the bits
I’m bald just like this asshole but he’s just a bigger bitch
You versus me? I’m Mr. Clean, I don’t give a flying fuck what you think of me
I love my wife cause she got a big rack, I hate my kids cause they have all small sacks
Wow what a tool, I think he’s fooled, you teach school, you think you’re cool
I don’t give a fuck if you’re loved by kids, cause I’m loved by a wife with big tits
With a mop and scrub in hand, you can thank your mom for that
I did some work right in the lab, holy shit, it’s GIANT CRABS

[Verse 2: Baldi]
We’re quite alike and I know your pain, no hair to cover up your bald ass brain
But you’re a cuckold little fuck, I can’t pity your shit, it doеsn’t make up for the crimes you commit
Your raps won’t work causе they’re mop n’ scrubs, for me it’s a shocker when I teach all the scrubs
Can’t step to me and my classroom, dick, I’m more of a struggle than the apocalypse
Yeah I said apocalypse, it’s a joke, bitch, everyone acts like a bitch, bitch
I teach Mathematics like a big bitch, all the students in the class are big bitch
Yeah, I’m Baldi and I’m right, your Bald ass head is bright
It causes a bright light, I’m gonna die tonight
Why is this verse still dragging on? I just wanna jerk it with my hand
Your bald is just as crazy as a Wild Wasteland
My Action points rock up this joint, you’re totally dead when I’m through
It’s no wonder your mother died while giving birth to you
[Verse 3: Mr. Clean]
You don’t understand the flaws of humanity, you don’t know who you’re talking to so watch your profanity
I love my dick, it’s pretty slick, and the moment you consume it you will find it delicious
Cause I’m a motherfucker who is looking like a trucker, and I’m gonna maul ya till you’re on the ground as a Buckner
And god damn, look at you, head full of cancer, so now I’ll kick you in the clit just like a butt dancer
I just want a New Vegas, know what I’m sayin’? I’m like Goku. (Super Saiyan!)
Did you get the joke? I’ll explain it to you! I’m Goku, you’re Vegeta. You’re gonna fucking lose
So power the Mr. Clean cannon (Chants), yeah this fucking shit is canon
Now I'm gonna blow you up like Ganon

[Verse 4: King Neptune and Agent 47]
Both of you shut the fuck up and just close your mouths for once
I don’t want to hear another horrible diss from the two of you cunts
This battle is like Caillou: it has no hair
Just like SCP-173, you entered the wrong lair
Spongebob stole my crown because he’s pretty rebellious
You two are fucking airheads even Agent 47’s jealous! (Hey.)
I’ve got a crown like K-Rool, I can cover up the head and I have fans
So why don’t you get chemo or you’ll get Ganon-Banned?

[Outro]
OH!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
Uh... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF SCRUBALALALALALALDUBDUB HISTORY