[Verse 1: Scott the Woz (Cri)]
Hey, all. Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See, I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But, something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
'Cause he's done youtube long before me... What the f*ck happened?
Your buddy lives with boulders. And you? Under a rock
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining
Oh, you’re not?
I mean you were an OG creator, somеthing like we hadn't seen beforе
But, all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

[Verse 2: Nathaniel Bandy & Bathaniel Nandy (Powerofdan)]
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced?
But, I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
'Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor
But think you can rock? You’re just a blank piece of paper
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like, I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
'Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

[Verse 3: Scott the Woz, Terry Lesler, Jerry Attricks, Target Employee (Cri), Rex Mohs & Jeb Jab (Powerofdan)]
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?
*gunshot* Beef? *gunshot* Therapist!
*gunshot* Job at Target? *gunshot* A dad!
Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!
Ooh, so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean, sure, we've collabed a few times, but, I hardly call us rivals
So, yeah, I enjoy your content
I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?
[Verse 4: Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan) & Jerry Attricks (Cri)]
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
'Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily, 'cause you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid: "Top 10 Times Scott Lost to Nathaniel B"