[Intro: Eddiefrb]
Animation vs Anything
Denji
Vs
Wolverine
Draw!

[Verse 1: Denji]
When Miss Makima said to kill
Marvel's hybrid rebel
I thought "Ryan Reynolds"
Not the Sideburns Devil
So like, this isn't personal
It's kind of just my job
Let's do what your barber should've done
And take it from the top
You know I'm rolling with the Safety Corp
I've got the squad with me
And thanks to Pochita
Always got that dog in me
I'd prefer to kick back
If you wanna start things
I'll pull out my ripcord
And tear out your heartstrings
Act like your backstory is so serious
Howlett, a sad boy who was so feverish
Crafted a rad origin story when he
Stabbed into dad's organs before leaving him
Captured and torturеd as war leaders
Had trapped your corpsе kneeling to Cornelius
Too bad all that trauma's up in your brain
The one place there's no healing it
How do you jack off
With that claw, Mr. Sliced Weiner?
Closest thing you've had
To a wife is a wife-beater
And that hottie Phoenix that you loved
Is already dead
Stupid fucker picked the only one
That can't ressurect
[Verse 2: Wolverine]
Listen, bub
I'm not engaging in fisticuffs
With some prissy punk
Only working so his dick gets sucked
I'm an X-Man
Impenetrable head-to-toe
You're an ex-man
You're selling your own testicles
Denji met his boss
Instantly started drooling
Wanted her as a bride
She was more into grooming
She took advantage of your lust
Then dumped you as Aki's pup
Now the only one
Getting any bitches is Makima
Quit fiending for your freedom
I've been to hell and I've seen it
And I'm deeming there's no reason
Any demon's worth redeeming
I stuck it to Magneto
And then ripped out his mind
Now it's your turn, Chainsaw Man
Welcome to die
[Verse 3: Denji]
Shut your fucking hole!
Power let me cop a feel
If you think I get no bitches
Then you just like me for real!
Nah, you got so many kids
Like your mama, you're a cheat
You've got retractable bones
How's your pullout game so weak?! (I just don't know!)
Yeah, I'm not so good with books
But your brain is so diseased
That you've got too many issues
For anyone to read
Keep blaming your flaws
On Weapon X like it caused them
But you can never hide
From the skeleton in your claw-set

[Verse 4: Wolverine]
Kid, you lived in a dumpster
No wonder chicks never loved 'ya!
And your first kiss was so disgusted
She was sick to her stomach!
But then you didn't save her later
So the consequence for Aki
Cost an arm and a leg
And an arm and a leg, and a body!
So, don't go pretending you paid off your debt
Forget being wealthy, you ate all your bread
You gave up your dog for a blade on your head
But you can't cut or make out a check
Adamantium, add a man to it
Wolverine leading lambs to the slaughter
Reppin' X-Men, and Weapon X
I'mma make you pay like your pansy-ass father!
You're slaving all day for a chance to be free
And wasting away as an amputee
No loved ones, no friends, and nothing you can eat
At least Leatherface had a family
Thanks to your cowardice
Her plan went without a hitch
When you finally got Makima to bang
You were Power-less