Freshy Kanal
Lucio vs. PaRappa the Rapper
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
LUCIO
VS
PARAPPA THE RAPPER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: PaRappa the Rapper]
Ya better Watch Over here and catch a rap lesson
To school a sound clown with a stolen sound weapon
You're shooting for the Cool rank, Imma show you who's the pupil
'Cause I've got the sweetest stuff to beat up a wet noodle!
While you're playing roller derby, I'm finessing kickflips
Your player base is trashy like Brazil's Olympics!
You might've made it out the ghetto, but you stayed pretty cocky
Now you keep on getting decked like your life's a game of hockey!
[Verse 2: Lucio]
Hey, Lil Pup over here appears like straight out of SoundCloud
I'll do more than a Chop Chop to put this hound down!
Got my quotes manifest, you're keeping it trash talky
When you're booped off a cliff by a legit diss jockey!
[Verse 3: PaRappa the Rapper]
Your win's all in the mind, now I'm turning the tables
You're remaining unstable, like your imagination label!
Your back's against the wall, but this time you won't ride it
The only sound you bring to the world is tinnitus!
[Verse 4: Lucio]
I don't wanna kinkshame the way you're pollinating flowers
But it's not right the way you're giving Sunny April Showers!
I hip-hop way better than this origami joke
Shove my fist through your lips, man, that's a frog in your throat!
Now we both can skate fast, but it's not the same thing
'Cause you get the car crashed when you try to match lanes!
I'm Supersonic on the track, all your feats are just phony
Funny how you're rapping, yet you're left for dead by Sony!
[Verse 5: PaRappa the Rapper
You can't support yourself in battle, you'll just end up beaten
I gotta believe! That you gotta be leavin'!
[Verse 6: Lucio]
A sloppy Smash copy is all that you'll be remembered
I give power to the people, you just stay a bitch forever!