[Intro]
Rap battle (rap battle)
Mister BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAST (blep)
Versus!
Male pattern baldness (Beeeeaaaa)
Begin!

[Verse One: Cam Steady as Mr. Beast]
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. BUTTALLLLLLD
We can scrap the B, 'cause I'm Mr. East (Mr. Eeeeeeeast)
You had to eat the honey under threat of a cumblast
When I suck off honey, that's because I'm Mr. fucking BEEEEEEEE
Mr. Bee
This is he
That's a *unintelligible*
You're a cumblast
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. Sex
We can have sex
I'm like your mama, I suck dick

[Interlude]
MR. BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
BEEEEEEEEEET
[Verse Two: Mike Choe as Seong Gi-Hun]
So this is the next test? They'll make us sex for survival, hm?
You madе your cookies from cookies
Now give mе my fucking cookies
You done?
Sweet violence, spread violence, did it get violent? (Do it)
Hey nice dick (Suck my cock)
Get violent, bring me a fucking violin

[Interlude: Various]
*Mr. Beast humping air*
Umm.....*gibberish*
You fucking pussy!

[Verse Three: Cam Steady as Mr. Beast]
For a critique on *humping air*
It seems ironic (sniffs)
Your shit sold out like it's Mr. Beast's cock, bitch

[Verse Four: Mike Choe as Seong Gi-Hun]
You spent twenty four hours in a bagel
Another twenty four inside a basement
Another twenty four inside of Jeff Bezos
Witcho witcho
Micro fuckin' dick, you duuuuuumb
Can a kitty kitty kitty be based
Mess with me, or stay with me
I'm like Jeff Bezos, I'm male pattern baldness
(Ching chang hon chi)
[Outro: Announcer]
WOOOROROOOOOOO