[Intro]
Ultimate Rap Battle
Freddy Fazbear
Vs
Monokuma
Begin

[Verse 1: Monokuma]
Stepping to your headmaster's a move I wouldn't recommend
Buzz off with your Five Nights, that place is bear-ly worth a weekend (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
I'm just not amazed
You're fronting the worlds most gross pizza place
Step to the plate, a gaze at my Theatre
Makes your whole stage look like a school play

[Verse 2: Freddy Fazbear]
Well, howdy, Mr. Two-Tone
I was setting up the party
Talentless teddy's just the puppet of a snarky harpy
Gotta Scrap without your party tricks - A one-time occasion
And now this bear is failing hard like in his Sistеr's Location

[Verse 3: Monokuma]
Five years for your first words - I feel the wait was pointlеss
From design, sequels to story - An Ultimate Disappointment
Outdated behavior with no more spotlight in your favor
Your entire existence was built from hate of your creator's failures
I gotta leave a glitch of a kiddy in the backroom
Finally gonna be scrubbing Freddy off the Bathroom
Imaginary Happy Days won't be happening that soon
Not a single student for this suit to snap through
Reality is slipping, you're far away
You're worthless, even more so than your games
You try to switch it up but you're keeping it all the same
Kids line up for something that's already played
So many different variations
But what a lack of innovation
Maybe add some flare instead of scrappy parts and color changing
Enterprising Superstar of terror - you're a crappy bear
Gargling forever as a soul knee-deep in Despair (A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
How could a mascot be so useless? (Ay!)
You were built to release some music (Ay!)
Yet, you're leaving my ears polluted (Ay!)
Not to mention, you reek, so putrid
The Despair on kids' faces through murder makes my heart a-flutter
I'll double down, vanquish your soul and blend your corpse
Exotic Butter
[Verse 4: Freddy Fazbear]
The Megaphone for a manic
Everything you say would shake the track
My victory's recorded
Make use of those cameras and play it back
Repeating the same twist
Each installment getting worse (Hur-hur)
In fact, I'm surprised you didn't repeat your whole verse
From your amateur lyrics to your evil schemes
Everything that you're doing is shoddy
And all your rapping is way more disgusting than what The Despairs did to Junko's body
This mic'll burn you up in flames
Your fate won't let you run away
My stories count the dough
While you're busy ripping off Hunger Games
This diet Zero Escape's but a poorly written time-waster
So I'll leave his series abandoned, just like his old creator
Every line you spit is Punishment Time for my earholes
You screwed up
But I'll own you on both sides
Call you Stereo-kuma
Don't get cocky, laughing madly, as you're facing me
You're a copy Ace Attorney with ADD
I'm a gift, got a knack to destroy wrappers
Choke your throat like you do with your voice actors
Unemployed after you're tryna be rippin' a battle but I didn't even start yet
You ain't hard, Ted
You're a case for the darn vet
After your human interactions like the Winnie Pooh of The Dark Net
[Verse 5: Monokuma]
You might think you're a teddy, Freddy
But your soul ain't ready, Freddy
You'll never be a creepypasta
Eat your mom's spaghetti, Freddy
Ultimate Real Fiction - Danganronpa will never die
Whereas you'll be forgotten, once an icon
Now just lost in time

[Verse 6: Freddy Fazbear]
You seem to have a habit of wrecking your third parts
You've made bombastic failures of promise into an art
Team Danganronpa's powerless, off the air, and Remnants fading
This is where your hell begins so don't keep the devil waiting

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
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