[Intro]
RAP DUEL!
DISCORD!
VS!
SKYPE!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Skype]
Ring ring, I’ll bring pain to this copycat with no effort whatsoever
I’m more personal, you’re the type of shit that makes ooVoo look better
Start up screen, promoting worn out memes, all of your tired plans
Can’t enter one chat room without being bombarded with annoying rants
Your users social skills are weak, half of em’ probably need Prozac
And a vent chat for the bent brats, always tryna be like an adolescent BoJack
But I mean, in the end of it all, even if every single choice fails
Just suck it up bruh, click, and send me a personal voicеmail
When you try to face Skype on thе mic you’ll get shut down, don’t even bother to try
Once I finally go ahead and kick your ass, don’t be crying to me like “add me back!”

[Verse 2: Discord]
Discord vs Skype, such an unfair comparison
After 14 years of fuck ups, you are still an embarrassment
Listen to the facts, your app is ass, not only do you have a shitty chat
You can’t even host a call with 10 people without inducing so much lag
Isn’t it sad to be in the shadows of a software younger than yo?
More shite looking than your iOS version, I’m beating you fast; Discord Nitro
I think someone is getting nervous, I can tell you’re about to mute your mic
So if you can’t think of a good comeback now, it’s time to ditch, Skype!
[Verse 3: Skype]
Ditch? I’m not a bitch who doesn’t back down from something as broken as you
What kind of new tech can't even handle video chat in one group?
No drop down Windows, an interface that’s full of nothing but lies
Tried to send you my beat but, heh, too bad that you lack the upload size
Don’t be hyped to think you would ever be the champion of this war, Discord
I can see you’re getting pissed, or you can’t think of anything to diss for
You bring nothing but drama, lack of harmony and repetition
Don't believe me bro? Why don’t you take a gander at your name’s fucking definition?

[Verse 4: Discord]
Yeah yeah yeah, keep asking us for ratings after one call ends
Skype is like the Yelp equivalent to talking to all your fake friends
You shouldn’t talk about not being able to handle video, ‘cause right now
You’re so damn slow, that people would rather go back to Google Hangouts
Getting more blue than your logo is, you might as well take all of this to vent
About how I’m taking your spotlight, and you’ll just be a mistake every person forgets
I'm tech wizardry, while you're completely history
How sad, with all of your countless updates, you're literally trying to be me!

[Verse 5: AIM]
Sorry to interrupt your little conversation but...
I was needed to take AIM during this drawn out community roast
Skype is dried and rusty, while Discord’s just an unfunny shit post
Both of you just lack emotion, so you compensate with emojis
You don’t even know me, I’m your father, so you shouldn’t be boasting!
I’m the software that got many people from around the world to know about each other
While you are the softwares with drama that everyone knows about, even their mothers
I was the first, if you didn’t catch my drift, so don’t think you’re high and mighty
You’ll never leave this chat room when facing this Running Man on that beat (aye)
Hyping up your fans for video chat, yet it’s no better than your server calls
Skype started off as squares, but now, you’re literally just a bunch of balls
I was on top of the game before you bitches came around
So while I'm dialing up, your squeaker users will be dialing it down
[Verse 6: Discord, Skype, Both, and TinyChat]
Stop acting like you’re hot shit, AOL’s been dead for ages!
Can’t say I’m much better, seems I’ve finally reached my final stages
Well, I guess I can agree that I’m filled with nothing but whiny brats
But at the same time though, at least we're not TinyChat!
Aye, shut the fuck up you utter piece o-

[Outro]
WHO IS THE WINNER?
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