Marc Shaiman
Dead Dead Dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

The minute we're born we start dying
We die a little more everyday
Young or old, rich or poor
There's nothing we can do to stop it

So look long at that Christmas tree
It might be the last one that you see
Decorate your house in green and red
'Cause someday you'll be dead

Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

It might happen in a couple months
Or fifty years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you

So be sure on Christmas Eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
'Cause someday they'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll all be dead
Ahhhh

Who know's how many Christmas's are left in their short lives?
Nobody knows (That's my point!)
Enjoy them while you can

And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head..
What a festive season
Someday you'll be dead

Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Everyone you know
Dead

A very Merry Christmas to you
Dead, Dead, Dead
(Merry Christmas Everybody!)