If you wanna stay safe, you gotta do what mama says
In the event of a water landing, there's only one thing you better do
And let's have no misunderstanding, none of us is gonna wait for you
You better use your padded ass as a floatation device, or else you drown
This is only a test
*scream*
He used to take me into the cockpit
He'd blindfold me and say unspeakable things
ZOO WEE GAA LAA LAA
And I loved it, I loved it!
Ohhhhhhh, I looooooooved iiiiiit!
Don't kiss the pilot
Or he'll fly you away, in a moment you'll never forget
Nothing you felt is, like his manly embrace
As he guides you to his cock... pit!
There are so many things that you can do to earn your wings
But never never never kiss the pilot
Cuz' that pilot yes that pilot man is-a mine
You bitch! *slap*
Ohhhhh! *slap*
Why I oughta! *slap*
Yoooou! *slap*
Augh! *slap*
And now the main cabin of Glamazonian Airways is proud to present the vocal stylings of Miss Anita Napkin
Hi everybody
I'm here to tell you to put up your... tray tables
Weeeeee dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo duh doo doo
Put up your tray, put up your tray tables
Put up your, put up your, put up your, put up your traaay... please!
Put it up now
Put up yours
Wasn't she just great ladies and gentlemen? I had no idea you were so into scat!
*farts*
Oooooh, gurl!
Well must I tell you not to fart?
I 'aint your drag mom
We'll call the TSA if you drop a booty bomb
The windows never open, there's no way to ventilate
But we got RuPaul perfume and we sell it by the case
RuPaul's Glamazon perfume, available at colourevolution.com
Glamazonian Airways, Glamazonian Airways
We are the queens of the sky
Come on bitches show them how we
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