Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really, really, lame!
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name
F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S, he's the man that I hate best
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
F-L-A
His name is Ned!
E-R-S
That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No!
You can't upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
Then goes home and worships nightly
His leftorium is an emporium of Woe!
F-L-A
Don't yell at Ned!
D-E-R
His wife is dead
Everybody hates that stupid jerk
Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing!
Filling clubs, with angry valentinos
You don't have to move your feet
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you like polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
That's us. Hooray!
F-L-A
His name is Ned!
E-R-S
He is so white bread
The smiling mustached geek who walks with God!