"Stairway to Heaven"
[Intro - call and response with Paul McDermott leading, and Richard Fidler and Tim Ferguson answering]
Is he the crocodile?
Is he the crock o' sh*t?
Is he the Crocker, Barry?
Crocker, Barry Crocker!
(TF - spoken:) Right here on The Money or the Gun - Mr. Barry Crocker!
[Verse 1 - Barry Crocker singing]
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can gеt what she came for