[Part I]

[Chorus]
Dying in the ender like usual
Fell into the dark void like usual
Stevies swear they masters, they lyin' too much
Haven't ate this apple, I'm too hyped up
Stone sword got that dragon in the portal goin' nuts
Lava caught me slippin' want some obsidian so what
Someone greifed your house up, I'd tell you if it was me
Mansion house in the forest, this house too much

[Verse]
Say my loot is numbered but I keep craftin' up
Know you see my diamonds, Alex please come play
Getting lots of glass for a new bee pen
Creepers gotta move out from my new base, huh
Squids, this is flames not poop
I don't even know what that's about, we on Minecraft
Alex got a mansion twice the size of this village
I can never get those ones, it is what it is
Enchantments but I had to, I mined and I mined
Never turn my back on MC gang, Notch forbid
Stone sword got that dragon eating it, doing front flips
Givin' you some XP but don't use it with some dumb stuff
[Chorus]
Dying in the ender like usual
Fell into the dark void like usual
Stevies swear they masters, they lyin' too much
Haven't ate this apple, I'm too hyped up
Stone sword got that dragon in the portal goin' nuts
Lava caught me slippin' want some obsidian so what
Someone greifed your house up, I'd tell you if it was me
Mansion house in the forest, this house too much

[Interlude]
It's cool Steve, got the blue bottoms on
MC is good, you know what I mean

[Part II]

[Chorus]
Hunnid diamonds in the smallest chest and the Stevie's storage [?]
I don' flew across the plants to get some wooden planks and
Chop 'em down real quick
Shot three arrows at a Steve, craft a pick up lil' Steve
I was in the village gettin' emeralds and I haven't been the same since
(woo)

[Verse]
Alex, she was minin' right there while I catch a diamond in the cave (woo)
I make them diamond axes get some wood, no hacks on this Steve
I don' been blown up in them mineshafts
Had to ride with the stick (woo)
Who gave you iron? Who gave you that Diamond?
These diamonds I'm getting real quick
Too many monsters, they killed me inside of this cave
These hackers there's nonsense, get the hackers banned in this quick
I'm in a minecart I'm mining it up, e-chest full of some diamonds
(woo)
They had the fireworks lighting it up, Stevie anybody could craft it (woo)
I'm tryna kill that dragon up the end, then I got some gold apples
(woo)
They gon' burn a Stevie right up, we gon' die from this frick
(woo)
Yeah I ride for my Stevies, I mine in this cave
(woo)
We some epic Minecraft Stevies, man it got ores, yeah
I was at the temple, got a big chest for my diamonds (woo)
Shines like a chandelier on my head and my boots (woo)
I got pink sheeps they [?] different languages (woo)
I got blue diamond boots, they're on and got enchants (woo)
[Chorus]
Hunnid diamonds in the smallest chest and the Stevie's storage [?]
I don' flew across the plants to get some wooden planks and
Chop 'em down real quick
Shot three arrows at a Steve, craft a pick up lil' Steve
I was in the village gettin' emeralds and I haven't been the same since
(woo)

[Outro]
Watch by the ton, I call it some MC
I go to creative for fighting all these bees
All right though, carry the trident, no hacks or we summon the Stevie
I hear a cow going moo, I hear a cow going moo
Which one you mooin'?
I put your face on the news, I put the dirt on the shirt
After I mine them and go craft up ores, cost me a couple picks
Stevie get spawned and you minin' up diamond ores
A freakin' beacon, yes
Where's my dirt, ain't got that ocelot
I'm minin' up some ores, goin' searchin'