[Verse 1: Aasim]
Uh, uhh, she said
"A" is for apple, that's the bottom of her thick frame
The other "A" is for Angelina Jolie, that's her lip game
"S" is for the sarcasm I kick when I give her orgasms
Back spasms come more random in the bed I call that whore dancin'
I'm more handsome when I'm butt-naked, "I" is for that iMac
And you know everything that I like, when we iSex on that iChat
And them iTunes from my iPod is about to make you climax
I find that, quite extraordinary now just lie back
"M" is for momentum, magic when I act retarted
You be my Mary Parkers and I'll comе be your Harry Potter
And fly my magic carpet gеnie in a Lamb style
Ain't no mean muggin', it mean somethin' when you outta control so act wild
Yo Aasim, it fiend for me in your bloodsteam, crack vial
In the back of the movie, sun dress, I lift it up, your cat smile
You on your Rihanna shit, bustin' off, man down
And baby, we just takin' off, so you don't wanna land now

[Verse 2: Drake]
Cups of the rosé
Bitches in my old phone
I should call one and go home
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I've been in this club too long
The woman that I would try
Is happy with a good guy
But I've been drinkin' so much
That I'ma call her anyway, and say
[Chorus: Drake]
Fuck that n***a that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we had
I say fuck that n***a that you think you found
And since you picked up, I know he's not around

[Bridge: Drake & Ericka Lee]
Are you drunk right now?
I'm just sayin' you could do better
Tell me, have you heard that lately?
I'm just sayin' you could do better
And I'll start hatin' only if you make me

[Interlude: Automated Voice]
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[Verse 3: Drake]
Uh, cups of the XO
All my people been here
I see all of her friends here
Guess she don't have the time to kick it no more
Flights in the morning
What you doin' that's so important?
I've been drinkin' so much
That I'ma call you anyway, and say
[Chorus: Drake]
Fuck that n***a that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we had
I say fuck that n***a that you think you found
And since you picked up, I know he's not around

[Bridge: Drake & Ericka Lee]
Are you drunk right now?
I'm just sayin' you could do better
Tell me, have you heard that lately?
I'm just sayin' you could do better
And I'll start hatin' only if you make me

[Verse 4: Drake]
I think I'm addicted to naked pictures
And sitting talking 'bout bitches that we almost had
I don't think I'm conscious of makin' monsters
Outta the women I sponsor 'til it all goes bad
But, shit, it's all good
We threw a party, yeah, we threw a party
Bitches came over, yeah, we threw a party
I was just calling, ‘cause they were just leavin'
Talk to me, please, don't have much to believe in
I need you right now, are you down to listen to me?
Too many drinks have been given to me
I got some women that's livin' off me
Paid for their flights and hotels, I'm ashamed
Bet that you know them, I won't say no names
After a while, girl, they all seem the same
I've had sex four times this week; I'll explain
Havin' a hard time adjustin' to fame
Sprite in that mixture
I've been talkin' crazy, girl, I'm lucky that you picked up
Lucky that you stayed on
I need someone to put this weight on
"Well, I'm sorry"
[Bridge: Drake & Ericka Lee]
Are you drunk right now?
I'm just sayin' you could do better
Tell me, have you heard that lately?
I'm just sayin' you could do better
And I'll start hatin' only if you make me

[Interlude: Drake]
You're not gonna come?
Guess I'm 'bout to just kick it here, then

[Outro: Drake]
Just throw up while I hold your hair back
Her white friend said, "You n***as crazy"
I hope no one heard that
Yeah, I hope no one heard that
‘Cause if they did, we gonna be in some trouble, yeah
We really gonna be in some trouble, trouble