[Verse 1]
I felt very little for you, oh well
Thanks for taking care of ol' me
I’m not easy, easy
When I see your name in pictures
I'll say, "Isn't finding fate so funny?"
That seems easy, easy
Okay

[Chorus]
You’re alright, but I wanna keep your dog
This is the last night unless you let me keep your dog
I know you want me close
But when you're gone, it's her I miss the most
I'd rather keep your dog

[Verse 2]
On the night that it was over
I said, "I'll drive out to Culver City"
That seems easy, easy
Well, the west side's not my favorite
Do you know a spot where we can grab tea?
Don't bring Iggy or I won't leave

[Chorus]
You’re alright, but I wanna keep your dog
This is the last night unless you let me keep your dog
I know you want me close
But when you’re gone, it's her I miss the most
I’d rather keep your dog
[Bridge]
Never been so insincere
So messed up, I want her here
Proto-punk and unexpected
But I think that she and I connected

[Chorus]
You're alright, but I wanna keep your dog
This is the last night unless you let me keep your dog
I know you want me close
But when you're gone, it's her I miss the most
I’d rather keep your dog
I'd rather keep your dog

[Outro]
I recor- I recorded the whole thing with a Bart Simpson pick
My lugs are falling off of my snare drum
¡Ay, caramba!