[Verse 1]
You think I'm interesting, don’t you?
Think I'm fascinating? Won't you
Swing by after hours so you
Know just what you’re getting into? Uh-huh
I got style like your twin sister, I
I cut my hair, but it covers my eyes
And on the phone, when they call me "mister," I
I say, "Ma'am, that'll be just fine"

[Chorus]
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
You think I wanna be a part of
Every self-appointed startup?
Every brand-approval markup?
Place that precious pretty product, but I
I took a trip and met the Ojai shaman
Man, I was scared when I took his drugs
I sat around like an old tortilla
Folded and flat, full of mold and bugs
[Chorus]
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
Love me, fight me, choke me, bite me
(Love me, fight me, choke me, bite me)
The DNC is playing dirty
(The DNC is playing dirty)
Text me, touch me, call me "Daddy"
(Text me, touch me, call me "Daddy")
I'm so sad, I can't do laundry
(I'm so sad, I can't do laundry)
So, I do a dabble where I dribble the babble, baby, ah
I had it bad but now I'm back in the saddle, baby
An ex-terrestrial: I used to be grounded, baby
Pitiful puppy, pick me up at the pound now
I guess I’m too fun, I guess I’m too funny
If you're not laughing, baby, then you’re not making money
Ahahaha!
Then you're not making money
Ah! Ah! Ah!
[Chorus]
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah
Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh