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YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER

Joni is a punk babe
Joni is the second wave
Joni is a black jean jacket
Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand
Joni knows the problem is systematic

Joni cut the tour line
Joni doesn't have time
Joni likes to dart on stage
Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends
Cause Joni's got the whole room trained

YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
I bеt she never looks your way
I bеt she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER

When Joni's on a first date
Joni goes to third base
And when you wake up Joni's long gone
Now Joni's at the desert house where only Joni sings loud
Cause Joni never wrote a bad song

YOU WISH

YOU WERE
LIKE HER

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
Joni's got a brand new mullet
Fast and cool as a silver bullet
And she's on your couch
And she wants you to pull it!

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER