[Verse 1]
Nothing better than one to four
Nothing better than saying, "I love you" to someone you just adore
Nothing better than an accident turning into brilliance
And you make some masterwork
And you get some resilience

[Refrain]
For when the next time comes and it's not so yum
And every dark corner in your mind creeps up

[Verse 2]
Nothing better than a late night Fred's
With Mads, Sarah, Brian, and Ren
French fry and a laugh riot
Man, these guys just totally fucking shred
Nothing like the dog in the morning
His fat face on my shoulder
I always dreamed of this moment, always

[Chorus]
But when the next time comes, and it always does
Where every single moment couldn't get more fucked
Swear it to me, babe, we'll always have our fun
Even when we're grinded into cosmic dust
[Post-Chorus]
Plenty of horror stories, plenty of bad days
Plenty of haters wanna take your light from you, babe
Plenty of pigs, plenty of plagues

[Verse 3]
Nothing worse than New Year's Eve
I just wanted to feel seen
And I think he knew that when he took what he took from me
But I passed that test like I was an elven queen

[Chorus]
And when the record starts, I get real tough
It's a jab, cross, hook, hook, uppercut
I swear to you, babe, we'll always have our fun
Even when we're grinded into cosmic dust
And even when we're back on Earth as pond scum
I swear to you, babe, we'll always have our fun

[Post-Chorus]
Plenty of horror stories, plenty of bad days
Plenty of haters wanna take your life from you, babe
Plenty of pigs, plenty of plagues