I'm a friend at first glance
A ghost, the next
Neighborhood weirdo, neighborhood
Sounds of conversation around me
I can't join because I don't know the words
Neighborhood weirdo, neighborhood
Do I laugh at the wrong time, are my opinions only mine

They don't like me when I down the juice
Or when I've turned it down
Neighborhood weirdo, neighborhood
If I'm not above or equal to you, how could I obtain my crown
Neighborhood weirdo, neighborhood
Is my current state my final form
Searching for a friend, going door to door

I do belong here
Not going nowhere

American born, American patriot
Language-wise, I can only babble in gibberish
Neighborhood weirdo, neighborhood
A song and dance is my Lord's prayer
They say it's just a wish, no
Neighborhood weirdo, neighborhood weirdo
Do I laugh at the wrong time, are my opinions only mine
Is my current state my final form
Searching for a friend, going door to door to door
This is my neighborhood and I live here
And I'm not going anywhere