Are you impressed yet
And I won't stop til you're obsessed, yes
Are you impressed yet
And I won't stop til you're obsessed, yes

I know you're still tired of being that fan
In the club, mosh pits, or the arena stands
Instead of being on the receiving end
Of those applauding hands
Then going backstage to get stoned
With the other bands
Then you realize you're not cutting it
You're blowing it
You're laying around, hours fly by
The day is soon over with
Imaginary drawing board with a game plan
As you realize time waits for no man
All the pricks you can prove wrong
Showing them that you can
Turn them haters into diehard stans

For so long, I've been around
I've been building and shaping sounds
And no doubt
You don't have to like it but you will respect it
Because I've damn well earned it, yes
Are you impressed yet
And I won't stop til you're obsessed, yes
Are you impressed yet
And I won't stop til you're obsessed, yes

The clock's speeding up
Screws are falling on the ground
Just give me the right time
And I'll give the you exact countdown
There's no messenger telling God
To turn your age around
But there's a plastic surgeon up the street
So put all your money down
I bet you feel ten years young
Youthful enough to screw around
Get put on tabloids for your childlike fun
The clock falls on the floor and shatters
You're now wishing you got some more work done

For so long, I've been around
I've been building and shaping sounds
And no doubt
And no doubt
You don't have to like it but you will respect it
Because I've damn well earned it, yes
Are you impressed yet
And I won't stop til you're obsessed, yes
Are you impressed yet
And I won't stop til you're obsessed, yes

There's a storm coming, run
Are you impressed
If I didn't care what they thought
Why would I ask the question
Unless I didn't like the answer
But I do wonder what's in their music collection
What bops and what flops
Can you believe these days you can get paid
To spit your opinion
Which you think makes the world stop
What impressed you, how far do I have to go
How many back flips should I do
To get a score above zero
Have you already seen this trick
I practiced it a million time
You don't like it
Do you like anything

For so long, I've been around
I've been building and shaping sounds
And no doubt
And no doubt
You don't have to like it but you will respect it
Because after ten damn years, I sure as hell have earned it
To get a score above zero
Maybe you dig this, maybe not
Your opinion, his opinion
Your trash, his treasure
That's not gonna stop
Are you impressed, yeah
Are you impressed, yeah
For being this consistent
Maybe I'm the fool
But I'm the author of this fan fiction
These are my grounds
I make the rules
Are you impressed, yeah