[Intro]
— Fuck is this! Hello
— Hello Marcus?
— Huh!
— What you doing?
— Watching 'Cops', what you doing?
— Just sitting here thinking about my baby Harold, but guess what the fuck he did
— (What?)
— He said he only going to stay me for a week Marcus, and he fucking been here for like three months already, what do I do?
I mean I don't wanna tell him to leave 'cause he's my boyfriend, and I love him Marcus!
— Man, hey man wait, wait hey man hold on a second man
— Uh what?

[Verse 1]
Bitch who do you think I am?
Ayo, this shit has gotten out of hand
Why you calling me when you be having problems wit' ya man (Huh?!)
I got enough problems as it is
Girl you talking to the kid who don't know how to get a bitch (Bitch!)
If you want me to get all mushy as a friend
Then you better give me motherfucking pussy at the end (What?)
You making me feel like a wussy little man
And it's worthless if I don't get the tushy in my hand (Man!)
I don't want to talk for some hours every night
About the man you like, and how he'd rather fight
Than build your relationship, just face it, bitch
I don't give a fuck, fuck him, take his dick
Only reason that I even listen
Is 'cause I'm seeking admissions, to put my penis on yo freaking clitoris (Ha!)
I'm tired of it, I just want to say "God damn!"
(God damn!)
[Hook]
Bitch who do you think I am?
My boyfriend dumped me, I'm so lonely (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am?
James always act like he don't want me! (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am!
I want yo pussy! (Pussy, pussy!)
Bitch who do you think I am?
If you ain't thinking about letting me hit it, you need to quit it (Shiiit)
Bitch who do you think I am?!

[Verse 2]
The fucking gay dude who listens to your stories?
If they nice or if they boring? Girl I'm tired and I'm snoring
'Cause your vibe is just annoying, and I'm tired of ignoring
And avoiding and supporting this shit, and plus I'm horny
You think I'm really into that? Girl, put an end to that
I just want to get the snatch, Ching, Ching, hit the jackpot!
Bitch open up your legs like a laptop
Take a fat cock, yeah, then I'll let your ass talk
But otherwise, if you don't, we gon' slap box
Fuck around and ride up on yo block and get yo ass popped
Wasting my time, now I'm wasting my rhymes
Making this song? 'Cause you ain't got naked yet, ho?
You think I put that time in for nothing?
Fuck that girl, we either fighting, or fucking!
And I ain't playing wit' you girl, I'd hate to diss you
No wait, I like to diss you
Turn this shit to wilder issues
[Hook]
Bitch who do you think I am?
My boyfriend dumped me, I'm so lonely (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am?
James always act like he don't want me! (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am!
I want yo pussy! (Pussy, pussy!)
Bitch who do you think I am?
If you ain't thinking about letting me hit it, you need to quit it (Shiiit)
Bitch who do you think I am?!

[Interlude]
— {Bitch crying}
— Shello like jello
— Marcus
— What?
— Come pick me up
— Why? What happened?
— He dumped me
— Man shoot
— He told me he doesn't love me anymore {Bitch crying}

[Verse 3]
I couldn't kick it wit' yo ass a while ago
And now you want to hang 'cause he ain't around no mo'?
What the fuck I look like, after he fucked you?
And he dumped you? Now I'm the dude you run to?
When he wants you, I'ma be the one you flee from soon
Then I'll become the one you got your finger up to?
It ain't my motherfucking life, you think I care? Ha! Shiiit
[Hook]
Bitch who do you think I am?
My boyfriend dumped me, I'm so lonely (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am?
James always act like he don't want me! (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am!
I want yo pussy! (Pussy, pussy!)
Bitch who do you think I am?
If you ain't thinking about letting me hit it, you need to quit it (Shiiit)
Bitch who do you think I am?!
My boyfriend dumped me, I'm so lonely (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am?
James always act like he don't want me! (So?)
Bitch who do you think I am!
I want yo pussy! (Pussy, pussy!)
Bitch who do you think I am?
If you ain't thinking about letting me hit it, you need to quit it (Shiiit)
Bitch who do you think I am?!

[Outro]
Like I really want to hear that shit