[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
Yo, yo

[Verse]
It's like I'll never be a star, I'm doin' extra work in movies
Can't get a good girl, so I flirt with hoochies
So many motherfuckers talkin' dirt to screw me
You grew up in special ed, I'm the person you'll be
People wonder why I'm so loud, go wild
Screwed up like a stone child
I don't even hang around the wrong crowd
N***as see me tryna read and start crackin' up 'cause I don't know how
I don't really need this shit
I rap about pussy I don't even get, I just do it because I need a hit
But one time, I did hit it though
It was a prostitute, I mеt her up at a liquor store
And she was willing to lеt me beat in the back of a SUV
So I did it, I think I caught a STD
I go to the doctor and leave like "Fuck this shit, I ain't got nothin'
Hold up, my nuts itchin'"
It ain't because the incident up in the SUV
It's because I been wearin' the same boxers for two weeks
And I think there's somethin' wrong with my booty, mane
'Cause every time I pull my boxers off I see a dookie stain
That's life and I'm just being real
So all you rappers out there talkin' bullshit need to chill
I can see why you would hate me
I tell them to stop knowin' damn well I do the same thing
You like where I'm at in life? It ain't much to do to get here
Just stay in high school for six years
And never take your ADD medicine, ayy
And drop out when your just a couple of credits away
From graduation, you can't take what they had you facing
It's stressful, that's why I relieve it with masturbation
Pretend like I'm waiting for marriage like my ass was patient
But really I wanna rape woman with the mask of Jason
My nose is big and ears are small like I was animation
I walk around zoned out like my ass was wasted
When no one's home, I take a bath and leave the bathroom naked
I hear somebody coming, then I bust evacuation
My teacher don't like me 'cause I'm always talkin negative shit
What can I say? I'm not a regular kid
But I don't care what the bitch say
Ain't picked up knowledge since the 6th grade
Why my life gotta be this way?
I'm too much of a bitch to smoke, I don't sniff the coke
Why people think this kid's a joke, huh?
I'm talented and you remember that
'Cause on the microphone I got more skills than you'll ever have
My ten year old friends think they smarter in life
Than me 'cause they school work is harder than mine
I don't really feel school shit, so don't be comin' 'round me
Feelin' all smart, it's just somethin' real stupid
What?
[Outro]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, I step out for five minutes and this is what you guys do?
Marcus, get your ADD ass up and go to the dean (Aw, man, nah)
Everybody open up your books to chapter 14, I'm sick of this shit
You're starting to get on my last nerve, Mr. Hopsin