[Chorus]
This place ain't what it appears to be (I thought you should know)
So tell me what you came to see (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Welcome to the asylum (Hello, hello)
If you want some trouble, you can find some (Yeah, dawg)

[Verse]
Yo, this ain't the type of place you stumble across with tough luck
You looking for happiness? Then you already fucked up
Everyone is nuts, what? Slip and get your guts cut
Most of us are pissed 'cause there's no access to a slut's butt
I'm always thinking, "Why am I here?" Then get mad
My family lied and said we were going to Six Flags
I left all their necks with a big gash
Took the wheel and zig-zagged and spun the fuck out of control and then crashed
Flew out the windshield and hit my head on the block
Cranium gashed open, you could've read all my thoughts
The doctor had told me that I should've been dead on the spot
Now I'm crazy as my daddy who meddles with pot
Fuck the nurses here, I take my shank and I hold it beside 'em
Cut 'em up and shared the meal with Psycho Sick Asylum
And we repeat the cycle weekly
You wanna relax? Then follow me, I'll take you to an esctasy where life is easy

[Chorus]
This place ain't what it appears to be (I thought you should know)
So tell me what you came to see (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Welcome to the asylum (Hello, hello)
If you want some trouble, you can find some (Yeah, dawg)