When I was a boy, I thought about the times I'd be a man
I'd sit inside a bottle and pretend that I was in a can
In my lonely room I'd sit my mind in an ice cream cone
You can throw me if you wanna 'cause I'm a bone, and I go
Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip, yeah!

If I don't start cryin', it's because that I have got no eyes
My father's in the fireplace, and my dog lies hypnotized
Through a crack of light I was unable to find my way
Trapped inside a night, but I'm a day, and I go
Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip, yeah!

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