The Lazy Anthem 2
[Intro]
Damn, I'm tired
Man, this that bull-bull
I mean, I only had time to take, like, three naps?
Anyway, check this out
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
[Verse 1]
So, forget that, let me just rap
It would take a lot of energy to punch back
Oh, and besides I gotta walk BB
I'll do it in a little cuz I'm tryna watch TV
Oh shit, my favorite show just came on
I would cook something but I lost my apron
It's the only reason I've lost a lil' weight
When I think about moving my body is like WAIT
(Um, are you sure about this?)
You make a good point, plus I got a bag of CHIIUPS
Oh damn, I ate the last one
If I don't eat something soon, I'ma throw a tantrum
Damn, my place is a mess, I gotta clean up
But if I wanna do that, I'd have to lean up
Hah, I guess it's staying like this
And I'm still a lil' pissed about my chips
[Chorus]
Yup, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
Hell yea I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later](10074670)
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
[Verse 2]
(Yo, let's go to the club!) You gotta be crazy, man
I'd much rather stay home and do the lazy dance
(What about them hoes?) Man, them chicks can wait
Unless you find a cute one that love to procrastinate (Okay!)
Damn, that was a long ass word
Now I'm feeling too tired to take my ass to work
*COUGH* I guess I'll call in sick
But my phone way over there and
My fingers too thick to, dial with
Plus I don't like my boss so I'll quit
And they ain't give me a raise, and I've been there for twoo weeks
If they don't like me they can kiss my two cheeks
See, now I'm getting of tracks, since I'm always tired I should take more napssss...
Damn I dosed off, I would do laundry if I took my clothes off
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
Damn right, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later](10074670)
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
[Outro]
Uhh-uhh (uhh-uhh)
Uhh-uhh (uhh-uhh)
New dance, is y'all ready?
Here we go y'all, SIKE, I'm just kiddin'
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance
(Or don't do it, fuck it)
Damn, I'm tired
Man, this that bull-bull
I mean, I only had time to take, like, three naps?
Anyway, check this out
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
[Verse 1]
So, forget that, let me just rap
It would take a lot of energy to punch back
Oh, and besides I gotta walk BB
I'll do it in a little cuz I'm tryna watch TV
Oh shit, my favorite show just came on
I would cook something but I lost my apron
It's the only reason I've lost a lil' weight
When I think about moving my body is like WAIT
(Um, are you sure about this?)
You make a good point, plus I got a bag of CHIIUPS
Oh damn, I ate the last one
If I don't eat something soon, I'ma throw a tantrum
Damn, my place is a mess, I gotta clean up
But if I wanna do that, I'd have to lean up
Hah, I guess it's staying like this
And I'm still a lil' pissed about my chips
[Chorus]
Yup, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
Hell yea I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later](10074670)
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
[Verse 2]
(Yo, let's go to the club!) You gotta be crazy, man
I'd much rather stay home and do the lazy dance
(What about them hoes?) Man, them chicks can wait
Unless you find a cute one that love to procrastinate (Okay!)
Damn, that was a long ass word
Now I'm feeling too tired to take my ass to work
*COUGH* I guess I'll call in sick
But my phone way over there and
My fingers too thick to, dial with
Plus I don't like my boss so I'll quit
And they ain't give me a raise, and I've been there for twoo weeks
If they don't like me they can kiss my two cheeks
See, now I'm getting of tracks, since I'm always tired I should take more napssss...
Damn I dosed off, I would do laundry if I took my clothes off
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
Damn right, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later](10074670)
So, please, just shut yo ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I would have to get up
[Outro]
Uhh-uhh (uhh-uhh)
Uhh-uhh (uhh-uhh)
New dance, is y'all ready?
Here we go y'all, SIKE, I'm just kiddin'
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance
(Or don't do it, fuck it)