[Verse 1]
Your lips are redder than hers
Your lips are softer than hers
They're softer, they're redder but they're not better
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass

[Verse 2]
Your eyes are bluer than hers
Your eyes are bigger than hers
They’re bigger, they’re bluer but they’re not truer
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass

[Bridge]
I don’t mind sitting here talking and drinking
I’ve met some real nice people here at Hayes
But if you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking
Thanks but no thanks

[Verse 3]
Some three or four years ago
Well maybe yes, maybe no
But honey don’t bother a husband and a father
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass