[Chorus]
Hard liquor
Got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer
Tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture

[Verse 1]
Alcoholics talk about clarity
And it's clear to me
That it's plain to see
Every drink I take
Is a drink I make
Numb down surrounding reality
Honestly, it's hard to be
Another mother fucker
Tryna' chase a dream
So I chase my dream
With some Jimmy Beam
'till I'm babbling
Like a possessed fiend

This liquor has got me runnin' my mouth
All of my opinions are coming out
On top of the bar
And I'm ready to shout
You clowns wanna know
What I'm really about
Booze is a crutch
And I ain't healing
I'm gonna end up
Goin' to meetings
But until then
I'ma keep on beating
Demons away
With liquid meaning
How I'm dealing
With my feelings
Drinkin' up liquor
'till I'm reeling
I'm layin' in bed
With a spinnin' ceiling
Praying to the God
Of porcelain kneeling

Pull out the bottle please
Pour out a shot
Or three
Give me the bottle
Keep the shots
And be my company
We're gettin' drunk tonight
It ain't gunna make shit right
But it can't get worse
And I've done my verse
So fuck it man
Let's get tight
[Chorus]
Hard liquor
Got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer
Tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture

[Verse 2]
Coronas and Crown
You line em' up
We put em' down
Put it all on Hardesty
I heard he's buying rounds
Make it a double
Cos' tonight I'm causing trouble
Catch me by the bar
Connecting pieces of the puzzle
Oogee Lee
And SDV
Bumpin Uglies
Plus Howi
Sometime around three
This bar is begging us to leave
So tomorrow I repent
From a lack of common sense
But in my defence
I was drinking Rumplemintz
[Verse 3]
I crack a bottle
Get drunk
And I hit McDonald's
My head'll wobble
From shots and sippin' Cabo
A vintage wine
With legs like runway models
Full throttle
No sorrows
My motto is
Quit tomorrow
I can drink with the best
And I'm not braggin'
With pants saggin'
No laughin'
Just Van Dammin'
This booze covers
All the baggage I'm draggin'
Took me twelve steps
To get in
Then I torched that fuckin' wagon
Ask Brandon

[Chorus]
Hard liquor
Got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer
Tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture

[Verse 4]
See all the ladies I've dated
They've demonstrated
They hate it
When I get frustrated
And faded
Thinkin' bout' how I ain't made it
I found a whiskey
That loves me
Tolerates a curmudgeon
My followers on my socials
See me hollerin'
Fuck it

[Verse 5]
I'm a man with a passion
For theatrics and drama
I tweet at four in the morning
Ain't got no time
For the commas
These Millennials
Love that heavy shit
Guess it's my compelling wit
Bring em' to the fellowship
And crush another day drinkin'

[Verse 6]
Drinkin' Espolon
Out the liquor bong
Chuggin' margaritas
From dusk till' dawn
Mr. Wrong with them
Sake bombs
Feels like I'm livin' in
A drinkin' song
Find me in the club
With a gallon flask
Drunk off my ass
Punks actin' crass
Next morning
Catch me in mass
Pullin' keg stands
Off the communion cask
I am a menace
That is void
Of all repentance
Drinkin' anything fermented
While I'm slurrin'
On my sentences
Defending this
Is top of an extensive list
Entitled
Fucks I Don't Give
Fuck How You Live
Ima' keep it going
Till' your boy's demented

[Chorus]
Hard liquor
Got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer
Tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture
Hard liquor
Got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer
Tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture

This liquor has got me running my mouth

Hard Liquor