[Intro: Cleveland Brown]
Oh, hey, y'all
Anybody else takin' note of what's goin' on on my favorite holiday?

[Verse 1: Cleveland Brown]
Christmas has been bastardized
Mass-marketed, commercialized
Overly-politicized
They're puttin' a funk on Christmas
What happened to the simple bliss
That's gotten lost in all of this?
Guess I'll give my girl a kiss
And try to get some this Christmas

[Chorus: Earth, Wind & Fire]
Love
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin' it up on Christmas
Love (Oh, yeah)
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
(See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas)

[Interlude: Cleveland Brown & Donna Tubbs-Brown]
Christmas relations
Hey, baby, come here!
What?
[Verse 2: Cleveland Brown & Donna Tubbs-Brown]
I'm grateful for so much this year
Like health and faith and yulеtide cheer
And, most of all, my wife's big rear!
I'm gеttin' me some this Christmas
Let's get unwrappin' presents done
Slip away from everyone
Close the door and have some fun
You ain't gettin' none this Christmas

[Chorus: Earth, Wind & Fire, Cleveland Brown]
Love
Oh, yeah, we'll see
Peace, joy
Maybe I planned ahead
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin' it up on Christmas
Maybe this ain't my first Christmas
Love
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Getting your hump on Christmas

[Verse 3: Cleveland Brown & Donna Tubbs-Brown]
A wise man knows he holds the key
To unlock that sweet booty
That's why I bought her jewelry
You are gettin' some this Christmas!
[Interlude: Cleveland Brown & Donna Tubbs-Brown]
Hooray! Merry Christmas, honey!
Oh, it's beautiful!
So are you
I don't know what to say!
You don't have to say anything

[Chorus: Earth, Wind & Fire, Cleveland Brown]
Love
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin' it up on Christmas
Love
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Get your hump on this Christmas
Love
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin' it up on Christmas
Love, (Oh yeah)
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Some holiday funk this Christmas
Come on over here, would you?
You're so sweet, baby!
I love you
Me, too
No silent night in this house tonight
Cleveland!
I love you
I can tell! This is the best Christmas ever! Oh! OH!!!
[Outro: Cleveland Brown]
So if I got one thing to say
It's that we all must find a way
To focus on the holiday
But try to get some this Christmas
Because it feels good
Oh yeah
Merry Christmas, everybody