[Intro]
If all the world's a stage
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
I wouldn't call this a love song

[Chorus]
You want me pounding on the church doors
Singing from a street light
Oh, it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood
And this is real life

I want to kiss you in the pouring rain
I'll say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood
And this is real life
You want Hollywood

[Intro reprise]
If all the world's a stage
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song
[Chorus]
You want me pounding on the church doors
Singing from a street light
Oh, it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood
And this is real life

I want to kiss you in the pouring rain
I'll say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood
And this is real life
You want Hollywood
And this is real life

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
You want me pounding on the church doors
Singing from a street light
Oh, it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood
And this is real life

I want to kiss you in the pouring rain
I'll say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood
And this is real life
You want Hollywood
And this is real life