[John Denver]
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree

[Fozzie Bear]
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtle doves
[Both]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Gonzo]
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Robin the Frog]
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree
[Miss Piggy]
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five gold rings
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Scooter]
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree
[Lew Zealand]
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming
[Scooter]
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Rowlf the Dog]
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking
[Lew Zealand]
Seven swans a-swimming
[Scooter]
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree
[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]
On the ninth day of Christmas
[Beaker]
Mee mee mee mee mee mee
[Both]
Nine ladies dancing
[Rowlf the Dog]
Eight maids a-milking
[Lew Zealand]
Seven swans a-swimming
[Scooter]
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
Ba-dum bum bum
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Statler and Waldorf]
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten lords a-leaping
[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]
Nine ladies dancing
[Rowlf the Dog]
Eight maids a-milking
[Lew Zealand]
Seven swans a-swimming
[Scooter]
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
Ba-dum bum bum
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Beauregard]
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven pipers piping
[Statler and Waldorf]
Ten lords a-leaping
[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]
Nine ladies dancing
[Rowlf the Dog]
Eight maids a-milking
[Lew Zealand]
Seven swans a-swimming
[Scooter]
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
Ba-dum bum bum
[Robin the Frog]
Four calling birds
[Gonzo]
Three French hens
[Fozzie Bear]
Two turtle doves
[All]
And a partridge in a pear tree

[Kermit the Frog]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming
[Beauregard]
Eleven pipers piping
[Statler and Waldorf]
Ten lords a-leaping
[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]
Nine ladies dancing
[Rowlf the Dog]
Eight maids a-milking
[Lew Zealand]
Seven swans a-swimming
[Scooter]
Six geese a-laying
[Miss Piggy]
Five gold rings
[All]
Ba-dum bum bum
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree